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Preuzeto sa
YTS.BZ

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Službeno YIFY filmsko mjesto:
YTS.BZ

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[rock glazba]

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*

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- DA!

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WHOU!

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[klicanje i pljesak]

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[smijeh]
DA.

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HVALA, DEČKI.

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VI ZNATE JEDAN SMJER.

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PLJEŠĆITE.

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[smijeh i pljesak]

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TO JE LIAM.

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TO JE, UH...

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IKE.

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TO JE HARRY STYLES.

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DOBRO DOŠLI U STARU FONDU
KAZALIŠTE, PODVRTAJ "STARO."

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HAJDE, SADA.

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NE, LIJEPO JE.

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DOLAZI LIJEPO SUSJEDSTVO
OVDJE DOLJE.

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MOŽETE SE ZABAVITI VOŽNJOM
OVDJE DOLJE.

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ZNATE KADA VAŠ NAV KAŽE,

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„AKO DOBIJEŠ
NA GANG BANG STREET,

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"PREDALEKO JE,

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ALI AKO SI U CAR JACKU,
BLIZU SI"?

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LIJEPO JE.
VIDIO SAM BESKUĆNIKA ISPRED,

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I ON JE PRIČAO MENI.

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JA SE NI NE ŠALIM
BESKUĆNIKA.

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SJAJNI SU.
ILI NIJE SJAJNO.

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OK SU, ALI...

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ZNAŠ NA ŠTO MISLIM?
ONI SU, KAO, U SREDINI.

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ALI--

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NE ŽELIM [bleep]
HYPE 'EM UP,

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ALI SVI SU U DOBRU.

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ALI JA SAM HODAO
SA PARKIRALIŠTA,

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I ON ŠETA SA MNOM.
"DAVID SPADE."

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ZNATE DA DOBIJAJU
MALO PREVIJESNO S TOBOM,

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LIKE, NEKAKO ŽELIŠ
IDETI SCOOT,

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ALI TO JE PREGRUBO.

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ON KAO, "DAVID SPADE,
ŠETAJUĆI UZ.

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"POGLEDAJTE OVOG TIPA.

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SA TV-a, DAVID SPADE,"
ZNATE LI?

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TRI BLOKA.
ONDA ON KONAČNO IDE,

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"DAVID SPADE,
DAJ MI NEŠTO NOVCA,"

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A JA IDEM...

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ZNA SE KADA SE OKRENE
U LIJEČNU PLJAČKU?

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BAŠ TI NIJE DOZVOLJENO
REĆI NE.

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JA IDEM, IMA LI POLICAJACA? NE?

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U redu, pa, evo 10 dolara.
TO JE PRILIČNO DOBRO.

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„ZNAM DA IMAŠ
VIŠE OD TOGA."

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KAŽEM, "GDJE JE POLICIJA?"

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LJUDI SAMO PROLAZE.

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JA SAM KAO,
"ZAUSTAVI ME KAD OSJETIŠ."

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A ON KAŽE: "Ah, tvoja emisija je
NA PREVIŠE REPRIZIRANJA, ČOVJEČE."

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KAŽEM, „IMAŠ TV
U ONOJ KUTIJI?

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„UPRAVO SI REKAO DA ŽIVIŠ
U KUTIJI.

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IMAŠ TV?"

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ON IDE, "PENI SE
IGRA PRIJESTOLJA, ČOVJEČE."

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JA IDEM,
"IMATE HBO ONDA?

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GORE IMAM SAMO HBO."

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GORE, LIJEPO.

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SHVATAŠ.
ZNAŠ ŠTO SE DOGAĐA.

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NE, DOBRO JE.

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VOLIM DA SU LJUDI U KRATKIM HLAČAMA.

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UVIJEK IMA NETKO U SH--
ŠTO ŠTEDIŠ

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HLAČE ZA, LOUIS CK?

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ŠTO SE DOGAĐA?

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ISKRENO.

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TO JE KAO,
DANAS IMAM KRATKE HLAČE.

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VEČERAS IDEM NA PIK.

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DA PROMIJENIM?
NE.

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SAČUVAJTE IH ZA SLJEDEĆI
IZLAZE IGRE GLADI.

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NOSIMO IH U FILM.

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OH.

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GDJE SU HLAČE?
U redu, to je u redu.

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NEKAD SAM ŽIVJEO DOLJE U OVOME
OTROŠNO SUSJEDSTVO.

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MOJ PRVI STAN JE BIO POTKROVLJE.

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ZNATE LI ŠTO JE TO?

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GDJE IMAJU KREVET DRŽITI
IZ ZIDA,

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I MORAŠ SE PONITI TAMO
SA LJESTVAMA.

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I GORE JER...
[smijeh]

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GOSPODAR IDE,
"Ah, MALO JE RAŠLJIVA,

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"NIJE PREVIŠE ČVRSTO.

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NE ŽELIM VIŠE
OD 500 FUNTI TAMO GORE."

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Idem, "VJERUJ MI,

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NE ŽELIM VIŠE OD
500 FUNTI TAMO GORE."

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HUH?

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TKO JE SA MNOM?

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MOMAK U KRATKIM HLAČAMA?

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SHVATAŠ.

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DOBRO SE OSJEĆAM.
U PONEDJELJAK SAM UZEO AMBIEN.

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PROBUDIO SE PRIJE OKO DVA SATA.

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ZNATE LI ŠTO JE AMBIEN?

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VOLITE DILERA GOSPOĐO.
ZNATE LI ŠTO JE AMBIEN?

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OVDJE SE SPOTAKNI OD JEDNOG
KLUBOVA.

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ISPRAZNI TORBICU.

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UZEO SAM AMBIEN.

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I TO JE RAZLOG
TO JE RECEPT,

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JER SAM SE PROBUDIO
KAKO SAM OTIŠAO U KREVET.

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A TO SE NIKADA NE DOGAĐA.

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LIKE, TOČNO NA ČUDAN NAČIN,
OVAKO.

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A ONDA, 15 SATI KASNIJE,
Kažem, "HA?

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HUH? HUH, ŠTO, ŠTO?"

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JA SAM KAO,
„TO JE SPAVANJE?

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KOJI SAM KRAGA RADIO
CIJELI ŽIVOT?"

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ZNATE LI?

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NE SMIJEŠ USTATI
ŠEST PUTA I JEDITE SIR OD KONCA

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I PIŠATI

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I IGRAJTE ANGRY BIRDS
I POŠALJITE LJUDIMA E-PORUKU.

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MOJI PRIJATELJI KAO: "JESI LI
POŠALJI MI E-PORUKU U 2:41 UJUTRI?"

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KAŽEM: "NE, ZNAŠ ŠTO
DOGODILO?

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"To je bilo u 7:00,

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„ALI MISLIM DA ZAPELO
U iCLOUDU PONEKAD,

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"ZNAŠ,
SA MJENJAČOM.

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IMA NEKIH BUGOVA.
NISAM PRODAN."

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[smijeh]
NE PRODAJEM SE NA iCLOUDU.

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OZLIJEDIO SAM VRAT.

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SADA SAM NA VICODINU.
TO ĆU PRIZNATI.

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[smijeh, klicanje]

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DA.

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[smijeh]

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A NIJE ČAK
MOJA KRIVA.

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TO JE ZATO ŠTO MI JE IZVAĐEN ZUB
U LIPNJU,

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I TAKO MORAM BITI.

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ZNAŠ NA ŠTO MISLIM?

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TO JE, KAO, OBAVEZNO.

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REĆU ĆU DA 50. DOPUNI
JE TEŠKA PRODAJA.

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BILA SAM KOD LIJEČNIKA,
A JA SAM KAO,

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"NE OSJEĆAM BOL,
I SAD JE TO ČUDNO.

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„ZAPIŠI, DIK!

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ŠTO VAS BRIGA?
TO MI ZNAČI SVE."

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IMAM PRIJATELJA KOJI JE
LIJEPKA ZA TABLETE.

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ZAPRAVO, IMAM ČETIRI.

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IMAM ČETIRI PRIJATELJA
DA ŽELE SAMO TABLETE

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CIJELO VRIJEME.

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TAKO JE SMIJEŠNO.
IMAŠ OVAKVOG DEČKA?

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KAD GOD UZMEM BILO KOJU PILULU,
ON IDE: "STARE, DAJ MI JEDNU."

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KREĆU JA, "NI NE ZNAŠ ŠTO
JESTE."

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ON KAŽE: "STARE, OŽENJEN SAM.
HAJDE."

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KAŽEM, "ŠTO TO ZNAČI?"

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JA JA, "OVO JE
ZA INFEKCIJU SINUSA.

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IZAZIVA VRTOGLAVICU
I GRČEVI."

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ON KAŽE: "STARE, IMAM DJECU.
POMOZI MI.

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SAMO SE ŽELIM OSJEĆATI DRUGAČIJE.
BILO ŠTA."

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PA JA MU DAJEM JEDNU.
VIDIM GA KASNIJE.

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ZGRČEN JE.
ON JE KAO...

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[gunđa]

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"HVALA."

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NIJE NJEMU BRIGA.

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SRETAN JE.

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POVREDIO SAM VRAT U SREDNJOJ ŠKOLI,
I OVO JE ZAŠTO PONEKAD,

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AKO ME VIDIŠ NA ELLEN
ILI NEŠTO,

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SJEDIM NEKAKO SMIJEŠNO,
ILI SJEDIM NA KOLJENIMA.

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JEDNOSTAVNO NE MOGU SJEDITI NA KAUČU.

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TO ME UBIJA.

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BILA SAM U SREDNJOJ ŠKOLI
U TALENT SHOWU--

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POW--KAD SAM BIO DIJETE,
ZNAŠ,

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KAO, BIO SAM SENIOR.

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SENIORITIS.

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I RADIO SAM OVAJ TALENT SHOW,

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A JA SAM ISPELA PLESNU TOČKU
MAČO MUŠKARCU.

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I NA KRAJU
PLESNE TOČKE,

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NAPRAVIO BIH UZTRAG,
STOJEĆI SALT.

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I MOGAO SAM TO JER SAM JESAO
U GIMNASTICI.

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A IMA I NEKOLIKO CRVENIH ZASTAVA
U OVOJ PRIČI,

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ALI NEĆEMO SE FOKUSIRATI
NA TOME.

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SAMO ĆEMO NEKAK SKIDATI
PREKO VRHA.

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ZNAČI JA SAM U BEKSTEJĐU PREDSTAVE,

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NA TALENT SHOWU,
I ODRŽALO SE, KAO,

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NA OVAKVOM MJESTU,
U KAFETORIJU,

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GDJE SMO IMALI NAŠE GLAVNO SRANJE,
ZNAŠ, U ŠKOLI.

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I MOJ PRIJATELJ JE BIO U NJEGOVOM KARATEU
GI, TAKOĐER U MACHO MAN.

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A JA KAŽEM: "HEJ, SPOT ME TIJEKOM
MOJ LEKTAR,

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JER ĆU VJEŽBATI."

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A ONDA KAŽEM: "ZNAŠ ŠTO?

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NEMOJ ME UOČITI.
MORAM TO UČINITI ZA SAT vremena."

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PA MU JE POSAO NIŠTA.
SAMO GLEDAJTE KATASTROFU.

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PA Idem OVAKO...

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"Bok!"

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A JA TREBAM SLJETITI
OVAKO,

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ALI JA SAM IZAŠAO IZ MOJE KRALJEVINE--
LINGO--MALO RANO.

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I NEDOSTAJALA SAM STOPALA.

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PA SAM OTIŠAO: "UF!"
PADNI MI NA LICE.

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TAKO DA SKOČIM GORE, I SAM KAO,
"UGH!" ŠTRCAJUĆI KRV.

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CRNE BOJE SA SCENE.

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A JA USTAJEM, A MOMAK IDE,
"JESI LI DOBRO?"

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KAŽEM, "NIMALO,"
I ODLAZIM SE.

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JEDNO KOLJENO, BLACKOUT.

189
00:07:32,167 --> 00:07:35,067
GUBIM PAMĆENJE
ZA SOLIDNIH SAT.

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KAO, TEŠKA AMNEZIJA.

191
00:07:36,933 --> 00:07:39,733
I DOBIVAJU, KAO, ZNAŠ--
USPUT,

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KAD SI DIJETE, I DOBIJEŠ
POVREDA U MOJOJ OBITELJI,

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POSTOJI NEKAKO NEZAPISANO
PRAVILO, NEIZGOVORENO...

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NE KAŽEŠ NIŠTA.

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00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,067
LIKE, NIJE TI DOZVOLJENO
NASTRADATI.

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00:07:48,067 --> 00:07:49,267
ZNAŠ NA ŠTO MISLIM?

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00:07:49,267 --> 00:07:50,900
NE ZNAM DA LI SMO IMALI
OSIGURANJE--

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NISMO--
ALI OKO NAŠE KUĆE,

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00:07:53,733 --> 00:07:56,867
POLITIKA "NEMOJTE SE POVREDITI",
OSIM AKO NIJE OD RODITELJA.

200
00:07:56,867 --> 00:07:58,267
ZNAŠ NA ŠTO MISLIM?

201
00:07:58,267 --> 00:08:01,233
JER JE BILO
NEKOLIKO, "DOBRO SI,"

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00:08:01,233 --> 00:08:02,733
ZNATE, SITUACIJA.

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00:08:02,733 --> 00:08:04,500
KAO, BILO ŠTA...
— DOBRO SI.

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JA JA, "MOJA STRANA SE OSJEĆA KAO..."
— DOBRO SI.

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KREĆU, "Oh.
ALI KOST STIRI."

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00:08:09,867 --> 00:08:11,567
"DOBRO SI.
MALO BAKTINE."

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[šištanje]

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BAKTINA JE BILA DOSLOVNO ZRAK.

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A RODITELJI SU KAO,
"Uf, POSREDILI SMO SE ZA TO."

210
00:08:19,267 --> 00:08:20,967
JA SAM KAO,

211
00:08:20,967 --> 00:08:23,533
„IPAK MALO BOLI
ZBOG KOSTI."

212
00:08:23,533 --> 00:08:25,433
PA SAM TO ZNAO.

213
00:08:25,433 --> 00:08:27,167
PA JA SAM KAO, IZLAZIM, IDEM,
"O, NE.

214
00:08:27,167 --> 00:08:28,733
Ja... OVO NIJE COOL."

215
00:08:28,733 --> 00:08:29,767
A ONDA SU DONELI
VRATILA SE MOJA MAMA

216
00:08:29,767 --> 00:08:31,133
I KUĆNI LIJEČNIK,

217
00:08:31,133 --> 00:08:34,467
A DOKTOR IDE,
"MALO JE POTRESEN."

218
00:08:34,467 --> 00:08:37,900
I JA IDEM,
„JE LI TO SVE ŠTO IMAŠ?

219
00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:40,067
„JESTE LI IZ GUNSMOKEA?
NIŠTA NE KAŽEŠ.

220
00:08:40,067 --> 00:08:41,700
„OVO NIJE POJAM.

221
00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:45,733
"IMAM KATEGORIJU 200
POTRES MOZGA.

222
00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:47,067
IMAM AMNEZIJU, ČOVJEČE.
U redu?"

223
00:08:47,067 --> 00:08:48,667
DA SAM SADA U NFL-u,

224
00:08:48,667 --> 00:08:51,733
PREKINULI BI IGRU
I IZBACITE ME ODTAMO.

225
00:08:51,733 --> 00:08:53,067
ONI BI DOSLOVNO BILI SVI--
DRUGI--

226
00:08:53,067 --> 00:08:54,167
ONI SU NA KOLJENIMA,
OVAKO, ZNAŠ,

227
00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:56,233
CIJELI TIM,
A ONDA

228
00:08:56,233 --> 00:08:57,933
ČAK JE DRUGI TIM, KAO,
LAŽIRANJE,

229
00:08:57,933 --> 00:08:59,300
KAO, "O, ČOVJEČE,
JESI LI DOBRO?"

230
00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:01,633
KAO: "KOGA JE BRIGA?
ODMORIĆU SE."

231
00:09:01,633 --> 00:09:04,933
[teško dišući]

232
00:09:04,933 --> 00:09:08,100
PA LIJEČNIK KAO,
„Joj, MALO JE ZANIMAN.

233
00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:09,367
DA, DOBIO JE ZVONO."

234
00:09:09,367 --> 00:09:11,133
TO NISU STVARI,
U redu?

235
00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:15,167
OVO NISU MEDICINSKI POJMOVI.

236
00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:16,467
A ONDA ON IDE,
„BOLJE DA GA UZMEŠ

237
00:09:16,467 --> 00:09:18,200
PRAVO NA HITNU."

238
00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:19,700
MOJA MAMA KAO: "O, MOJ BOŽE.
NARAVNO."

239
00:09:19,700 --> 00:09:21,167
PA ONA KAŽE: "DAVEY, JESI LI
ŽELI IĆI U BOLNICU

240
00:09:21,167 --> 00:09:24,833
ILI PIZZA HUT?"

241
00:09:24,833 --> 00:09:25,933
O, MOJ BOŽE.

242
00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:27,400
PIZZA HUT.
IMALI SU ASTEROIDE.

243
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,167
NIKADA NISAM IŠAO U BOLNICU.

244
00:09:29,167 --> 00:09:30,733
NIKADA NIJE POGLEDANO.

245
00:09:30,733 --> 00:09:32,933
čeljust...
[škripi]

246
00:09:32,933 --> 00:09:35,067
A ONDA, AKO ME IKADA VIDIŠ
NA, LIKE, LETTERMAN,

247
00:09:35,067 --> 00:09:36,833
I DOBIO SAM
OGRLICA PUKA ŠKOLJKA,

248
00:09:36,833 --> 00:09:37,933
SVE JE TO PERCOCET.
JA SAM KAO...

249
00:09:37,933 --> 00:09:39,867
[grizenje]

250
00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:45,500
JER SMO BILI SIROMAŠNI, ZNAŠ.

251
00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:46,767
NISAM ZNAO.

252
00:09:46,767 --> 00:09:48,233
NE ZNAŠ
KAD STE DIJETE

253
00:09:48,233 --> 00:09:49,767
AKO VAŠA OBITELJ IMA
BILO KOJI NOVAC,

254
00:09:49,767 --> 00:09:51,100
JER JE SVE ZABAVNO KADA
TI SI DIJETE.

255
00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:53,467
KAO, NE ZNAŠ...
KASNIJE VAM SE REĆE.

256
00:09:53,467 --> 00:09:54,800
ZNAŠ, KAO,
VALJDA SMO BILI ŠVARC.

257
00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,300
NISAM ZNAO.

258
00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:57,733
SVE JE, ZNAŠ,
IGRAŠ SE STIJENJEM, ŠTA JE VEĆ.

259
00:09:57,733 --> 00:10:01,367
ZNAO SAM DA SAM BRAKT JER SAM
ROCK KOLEKCIJA.

260
00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:02,367
GLEDAM UNATRAG.

261
00:10:02,367 --> 00:10:04,000
MM, STIJENE SU BESPLATNE.

262
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,900
NISAM STVARNO, ZNAŠ,
SPOJI TO.

263
00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:09,833
MAMA KAŽE: "TREBALA BI SKUPITI
ČEPOVI ZA BOCE."

264
00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:14,967
NISU ZLATNE POLUGE,
ZNAŠ NA ŠTO MISLIM?

265
00:10:14,967 --> 00:10:16,467
ALI JA SAM...

266
00:10:16,467 --> 00:10:18,700
REFERENT G--

267
00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:20,167
OVAJ TIP IDE
ZAJEDNICI GLENDALE.

268
00:10:20,167 --> 00:10:21,567
DOBIVATE TRI KREDITA.
OSTANI NA MENI, STARE.

269
00:10:21,567 --> 00:10:22,900
Ja NISAM...

270
00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:24,133
NISAM, KAO...

271
00:10:24,133 --> 00:10:25,667
NE ŠPRINTAM OKOLO.

272
00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:28,333
IDEM 3 STOPE OVUDA
ILI NA ONAJ NAČIN.

273
00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:30,467
NIJE - I ON JE KAO,
„O, ON SE SELI.

274
00:10:30,467 --> 00:10:32,467
"Joj. UH.

275
00:10:32,467 --> 00:10:35,400
REKAO JE DA ĆE SAMO
STANI TU."

276
00:10:38,167 --> 00:10:40,767
I CIJENIM
MIKROFONNI KABEL IZ STAR SEARCHA.

277
00:10:40,767 --> 00:10:43,567
LIKE, DEČKI...

278
00:10:43,567 --> 00:10:45,767
TO JE...

279
00:10:45,767 --> 00:10:46,967
2000 ŠTO GOD.

280
00:10:46,967 --> 00:10:48,433
LIKE, MI--

281
00:10:48,433 --> 00:10:50,967
IZUMILI SU BEŽIČNI MIKROFON
PRIJE OKO 19 GODINA.

282
00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:52,300
ZNAŠ NA ŠTO MISLIM?

283
00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:54,500
Išao sam na audiciju za STAR SEARCH
SA KABLOM ZA MIKROFON.

284
00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:57,500
TO JE MOJE POSLJEDNJE SJEĆANJE
OD JEDNOG, ZNAŠ?

285
00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:58,500
KAO VRTLJAR OVDJE GORE.

286
00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:00,900
LIKE, HEJ, OVO JE TVOJE BILJKE?

287
00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:02,367
ZNAŠ NA ŠTO MISLIM?

288
00:11:02,367 --> 00:11:03,800
[klicanje i pljesak]

289
00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,533
NITKO NE ŽELI MIKROFONSKI KABEL.

290
00:11:05,533 --> 00:11:06,767
TEŠKO JE.

291
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,467
JA SAM OVAKO VEZAN.
to je...

292
00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:11,167
Ja mislim: "U svakom slučaju,
EVO MOG SLJEDEĆEG DIJELA, "ZNAŠ.

293
00:11:11,167 --> 00:11:14,233
JEBENO STAVI PRSTE
KROZ.

294
00:11:14,233 --> 00:11:17,067
JEBENI PRODUŽNI KABELI, ČOVJEČE.

295
00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:19,867
VIDJETI? TOČNO TU.
TO JE--

296
00:11:19,867 --> 00:11:22,267
ŠTO GOD, DOBRO JE.
ALI ONI SKRIJEŽE.

297
00:11:22,267 --> 00:11:24,533
NE DAJU SE.

298
00:11:24,533 --> 00:11:28,400
SVE SU TO RADILI ZA MENE.

299
00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,933
TU JE GDJE
PRORAČUN JE OTIŠAO.

300
00:11:30,933 --> 00:11:33,333
SVE JE U REDU.

301
00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:34,900
AKO SI DIJETE
A VI NE ZNATE

302
00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:36,433
AKO IMAŠ NOVCA LAJKAJ,
TI O TOME NI NE PRIČAŠ.

303
00:11:36,433 --> 00:11:38,500
ALI BILI SMO SIROMAŠNI,
A JA NISAM ZNAO.

304
00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,100
I JEDNOM U ČETVRTOM RAZREDU,

305
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,800
OVAJ KLIAC JE RAZBIO OVO Sranje
ŠIROM OTVORENO.

306
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,067
ON SAMO PROŠETA.

307
00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:46,267
NA IGRALIŠTU SAM,
SAMO HLAĐENJE,

308
00:11:46,267 --> 00:11:47,800
KAO, PREKO OGRADE,
ZNAŠ,

309
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,433
I TU JE LOPTA,
I DOSLOVNO MI SMETA

310
00:11:49,433 --> 00:11:51,133
MOJ VLASTITI BIZ,
I OVO DIJETE PRIĐE,

311
00:11:51,133 --> 00:11:53,400
A ON KAŽE: "HEJ.

312
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,500
ČUO SAM
OBITELJ TI JE SIROMAŠNA."

313
00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:57,500
Ja sam KAO--

314
00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,067
USPUT, NOVOSTI ZA MENE.

315
00:11:59,067 --> 00:12:01,300
A JA KRENEM, "UM, HE-HE,

316
00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:04,933
MISLIM DA IMATE
NEKE LOŠE INFORMACIJE."

317
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,867
USPUT, P.S.,
KOJI KURAC, ZNAŠ?

318
00:12:06,867 --> 00:12:08,333
JER SVE CUKE SU
POČINJE SE SVIJATI...

319
00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:09,533
[škripi]
KAKO, NE BAŠ

320
00:12:09,533 --> 00:12:11,067
GAĆICE-KAPALJKA
ŽELIŠ DA BUDE,

321
00:12:11,067 --> 00:12:14,133
ČAK I U TREĆEM RAZREDU, KAO...

322
00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:18,133
PA KAŽEM: "UH, NE, HA-HA.

323
00:12:18,133 --> 00:12:20,600
DOBRO NAM JE,"

324
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,900
IAKO NE ZNAM,
TI ZNAŠ.

325
00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:23,433
PA TAJ IDE,
"DA, TO JE SAMO RIJEČ

326
00:12:23,433 --> 00:12:25,967
OKO KAMPUSA.
JADAN SI."

327
00:12:25,967 --> 00:12:28,233
A JA KAŽEM, "OOH," A ONDA
POČINJEM SE BRANITI.

328
00:12:28,233 --> 00:12:31,533
„AH, BISMO LI IMALI DVIJE GUME
NA NAŠEM TRAVNJAKU

329
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:33,800
DA SMO BILI SIROMAŠNI?"

330
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:34,933
"DA."

331
00:12:34,933 --> 00:12:37,067
KAŽEM, "NE.

332
00:12:37,067 --> 00:12:38,467
„NE, NE SHVATAŠ.

333
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,867
„IMAMO AUTO
SA ČETIRI GUME,

334
00:12:40,867 --> 00:12:45,467
A ONDA IMAMO DVA VIŠE
NA TRAVNJAKU."

335
00:12:45,467 --> 00:12:48,200
ON KAŽE: "DA, ŠVRC SI."

336
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,967
JA IDE, „BIH LI NOSIO
SVAKI DAN ISTA STVAR?"

337
00:12:49,967 --> 00:12:53,367
SAMO ČUJEM SEBE GOVORIM
TO, IDE--

338
00:12:53,367 --> 00:12:55,867
DA SAM SIROMAŠAN--A MOGU
SJETI SE DA MOJA MAMA IDE,

339
00:12:55,867 --> 00:12:57,867
"SUTRA OPET TO OBUCI.
IZGLEDAŠ SJAJNO U NJEMU."

340
00:12:57,867 --> 00:13:00,867
JA SAM KAO - TAKVA PREVARA.

341
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:08,433
IMALI SU VISOKE U.
JOŠ JEDAN.

342
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,300
PREVALJENA OD MOJE VLASTITE MAJKE.

343
00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:14,867
ČAK I BOJICE U ŠKOLI,
U TREĆEM RAZREDU,

344
00:13:14,867 --> 00:13:17,100
SJEĆAM SE DA IMAM
TAJ MALI GHETTO FOUR PACK

345
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,933
DOBIJETE NA IHOP-u
JER IH JE OBRASLA.

346
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:23,300
"EVO TVOJIH BOJICA
ZA GODINU."

347
00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:24,867
„OVA ČETVORICA?

348
00:13:24,867 --> 00:13:27,067
„IZ COCO'S?

349
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:28,900
DA, OVI IZGLEDAJU KAO ONE
IMALI SMO JUČER."

350
00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:31,733
"MM-HMM, DA,
VRLO SU SLIČNI."

351
00:13:31,733 --> 00:13:33,500
PA IH DONOSIM U ŠKOLU KAKO
JA SAM KING KONG.

352
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,600
I JA SAM TAMO,
I OVA DJEVOJKA POKRAJ MENE

353
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,533
SLADAK JE, A ONDA TIP
IZA MENE JE BOGATSTVO,

354
00:13:37,533 --> 00:13:38,800
VALJDA, ZA ONDA,

355
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:41,067
I IMAO JE VELIKU KUTIJU
OD CRAYOLASA.

356
00:13:41,067 --> 00:13:43,267
LIKE, 64, LIKE, MEGA PAK.

357
00:13:43,267 --> 00:13:44,367
NE MOŽETE DOBITI
IMA VIŠE TU.

358
00:13:44,367 --> 00:13:45,667
STRPAN U.

359
00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:47,733
IMAM SVOJU MALU ČETVORKU,
A JA SAM KAO...

360
00:13:47,733 --> 00:13:51,767
I ONDA OVA CENA IDE,
"HEJ, MOGU LI POSUDITI BOJICE?"

361
00:13:51,767 --> 00:13:55,400
KAŽEM, "ZAŠTO, SVAKAKO."

362
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,500
ONA IDE: „IMAŠ LI
SPALJENA SIENNA?"

363
00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,433
A JA IDEM...

364
00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:07,067
„DA PROVJERIM.

365
00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:10,700
IMAM SMEĐU, PLAVU, CRVENU."

366
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:12,767
A TIP JE KAO,
“SPELIO SAM SIENNU.

367
00:14:12,767 --> 00:14:15,233
izvoli--
OH, DAJ ME DA GA NAOŠTRIM."

368
00:14:15,233 --> 00:14:17,700
[pravi zvuk mljevenja]

369
00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:20,367
NA KUTIJI, K'O UBODA.

370
00:14:20,367 --> 00:14:24,367
A ON JE KAO, "EVO TI."
PEW! PEW!

371
00:14:24,367 --> 00:14:27,200
A JA KAŽEM: "ZNAŠ, AKO TI
RADITE PLAVO I CRNO ZAJEDNO,

372
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,267
NEKAKO JE IZGORENO--"

373
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:31,200
ONA KAO, "DOBRO SAM."

374
00:14:35,967 --> 00:14:41,267
UKOLJKA.

375
00:14:41,267 --> 00:14:43,433
VIDIO SAM TRGOVINU 99 CENT
NA PUTU OVDJE.

376
00:14:43,433 --> 00:14:45,633
SKORO SAM UŠAO...

377
00:14:45,633 --> 00:14:46,867
JER MOJA EMISIJA NIJE
UPRAVO SADA.

378
00:14:46,867 --> 00:14:47,967
HTIO SAM PROVJERITI.

379
00:14:47,967 --> 00:14:49,067
A ONDA SAM IZDRŽAO.

380
00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:51,567
MILU KASNIJE, 98 CENT STORE.

381
00:14:51,567 --> 00:14:53,200
DA.

382
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,533
DONESI GA KUĆI.

383
00:14:55,533 --> 00:14:56,900
Usput--
NE BITI SNOB--

384
00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:58,333
SAMO NE ZNAM
ŠTO IMA U TIM RADNJAMA,

385
00:14:58,333 --> 00:14:59,333
JER NE ZNAM
ŠTO TOLIKO KOŠTA,

386
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:00,900
ZNAŠ NA ŠTO MISLIM?

387
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,800
JER JA IDEM, ŠTO IMA?
THUMBTACKS I PREĐA?

388
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,300
ŠTO - ZNAŠ.

389
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,233
U MEĐUVREMENU, TRGOVINA JE PUNA.

390
00:15:06,233 --> 00:15:08,100
PUNO.
SVE.

391
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:09,400
I JEDINA STVAR
MISLIO SAM DA JE ČUDNO

392
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:13,200
JE BIO KUĆNI TEST NA TRUDNOĆU.

393
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,100
JE LI OVO ZA DJEVOJČICU
U REDOVNOJ LJEKARI

394
00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:18,200
IDE, "ZNAŠ, ŽELIM PRONAĆI
VAN AKO SAM TRUDNA,

395
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:21,133
ALI NE TROŠIM
VIŠE OD DOLARA DA SAZNATE"?

396
00:15:23,633 --> 00:15:27,433
“SAMO ĆU ČEKATI.

397
00:15:27,433 --> 00:15:30,367
OVO ĆE BITI NEKAKVA FIGURA
SAM VAN."

398
00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:37,767
ZNAŠ, KAD PRELAZIŠ
ULICA OVDJE U L.A.-u,

399
00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:40,300
IMATE PRAVO PROLAZA KADA
PREĐEŠ ULICU.

400
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,067
AUTOMOBILI MORAJU ZAUSTAVITI.

401
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,233
I UVIJEK JE ČUDNO JER
TO JE NEKA VRSTA POWER TRIP-a.

402
00:15:44,233 --> 00:15:45,767
ZNATE, NITKO NE KORISTI
PJEŠAČKI PRIJELAZ.

403
00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:47,533
SVI SU OVAKVI,
"HEJ, TO JE BIO SJAJAN RUČAK.

404
00:15:47,533 --> 00:15:48,533
MOŽDA KASNIJE--"

405
00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:50,467
[vrišti]

406
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:57,300
[vrišti]

407
00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:59,100
[podrugljivo pjevuši]

408
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:02,100
KADA KRIŽIM, DAJEM
LAŽNO TRČANJE UČITNOSTI.

409
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:07,867
ONI KAO: "SAMO HODAJTE, GOSPODINE.

410
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:10,333
ZAPRAVO IDEŠ SPORIJE."

411
00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:13,067
NE VOLIM LJUDE KOJI IMAJU
PREVIŠE SIGURNOSTI

412
00:16:13,067 --> 00:16:14,400
U ZAŠTITI
PRVOG PROLAZA.

413
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,567
OVA ŽENA GURA SVOJU BEBU
U KOLICIMA,

414
00:16:16,567 --> 00:16:17,933
ALI ONA ŠALJE SMS-ove.

415
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:19,500
ONA JE KAO...
KAO, NEKAKO BOKA

416
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,733
DIJETE VAN KAO ŠTAP,
ZNAŠ,

417
00:16:21,733 --> 00:16:24,733
DA VIDIM ŠTO SE DOGAĐA
TAMO VANI.

418
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:27,633
I POVUČEM SE, I ZNAM
TREBAO BI PRESTATI.

419
00:16:27,633 --> 00:16:29,800
ALI I JA ŠALJEM SMS-ove.
ZNAŠ NA ŠTO MISLIM?

420
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:32,933
A JA BIH HTIO.
TO JE IDEJA.

421
00:16:32,933 --> 00:16:35,767
TO JEDNOSTAVNO NIJE SAVRŠENA ZNANOST,
TI ZNAŠ.

422
00:16:35,767 --> 00:16:38,733
OBIČNO USPAJE.

423
00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:41,367
Ja sam KAO--

424
00:16:45,367 --> 00:16:49,867
I PONEKAD JA NA TO
CIJENA REČENICA.

425
00:16:49,867 --> 00:16:50,867
[vrišti]

426
00:16:50,867 --> 00:16:51,867
"GDJE SAM?"

427
00:16:51,867 --> 00:16:53,433
KAO, DOSLOVNO,
"JESAM LI U AUTU?"

428
00:16:53,433 --> 00:16:57,067
KAŽEM: "IDEMO
NA FILM LA--

429
00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:58,200
JESAM LI NA ULICI?"

430
00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,067
[vrištanje]

431
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:03,367
STRAŠNO JE.

432
00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:06,367
IMA VREMENA KADA JE PRAVO
DODIRNI I KRENI.

433
00:17:06,367 --> 00:17:10,467
STRAH ME BITI OVDJE GORE
MALO.

434
00:17:10,467 --> 00:17:12,433
STRAŠNO JE RADITI ŠOU.
LJUDI SU OVDJE.

435
00:17:12,433 --> 00:17:14,333
NE PLAŠIM SE TOLIKO,

436
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,267
ALI SAM SAM RADIO SHOW
ZA PREDSJEDNIKA

437
00:17:16,267 --> 00:17:17,467
MALO UNATRAG,
LIKE, UH...

438
00:17:17,467 --> 00:17:18,900
[klicanje i pljesak]

439
00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:21,567
BUSH.
PA TO JE BIO BUSH.

440
00:17:21,567 --> 00:17:24,700
[vrišti]

441
00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:26,233
GRM 43.
DRUGI JEDAN.

442
00:17:26,233 --> 00:17:29,867
DRUGI JEDAN.

443
00:17:29,867 --> 00:17:32,067
BIO JE, UH, PREDSJEDNIK.

444
00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:33,100
GOOGLAJTE.

445
00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:35,233
PROŠLO JE DANO,
ALI ONI--

446
00:17:35,233 --> 00:17:37,100
BILO JE TO NEKI ČETVRTI SRPNJA
SPEKTAKULARAN,

447
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:38,600
NEŠTO GLUPO.

448
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,600
TAMO BI BIO JON BENET
U STARI DANI, KAO...

449
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,900
* JA SAM YANKEE DOODLE DAN-- *

450
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:44,567
DA.

451
00:17:44,567 --> 00:17:46,233
ALI TO SAM BIO JA I KAO,
DIJETE SUDBINE.

452
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,067
BILO JE OVAKO GLUPO, ZNAŠ,
VATROMET, A ONDA SAM KAO...

453
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,667
I PREDSJEDNIČKOG
TOČNO TU.

454
00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:51,200
PA SAM SE PRESTRAŠIO JER BIH
NIKAD BIO

455
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:54,200
ZA PREDSJEDNIKA,
A ON JE TOČNO ISPRED MENE,

456
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,100
I TO JE U KAZALIŠTU FORD,

457
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:57,700
GDJE JE NEKO STIGAO
SKINUTO.

458
00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:58,767
ZNATE LI OVO?

459
00:17:58,767 --> 00:18:00,067
TKO JE TO BIO?

460
00:18:00,067 --> 00:18:01,067
- ABRAHAM LINCOLN.

461
00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:03,067
- LINCOLN, DA.

462
00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:04,933
NIJE FORD.

463
00:18:04,933 --> 00:18:06,133
ONI TO NE BI ZVALI
KAZALIŠTE FORD

464
00:18:06,133 --> 00:18:09,433
AKO JE FORD UPUCAN,
NE MISLIM.

465
00:18:09,433 --> 00:18:11,900
MOŽDA.
ALI ČAK I SA LINCOLNOM,

466
00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:14,267
JESI LI JOŠ
ODRŽAVATE SVETKE TAMO?

467
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:16,067
MISLIM, PREDSJEDNIK
MORA BITI KAO,

468
00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:19,800
"NIKAD TO NE BI UČINILI DVA PUTA,"
TI ZNAŠ.

469
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,500
TO JE STVARNO GLUPO.

470
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:25,200
PA TU SAM,
I IDEM DA DALJE,

471
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,567
A JA SAM U BEKSTEJĐU,
I TO JE STRAŠNO,

472
00:18:27,567 --> 00:18:29,500
JER DAJEM TAJNU SLUŽBU
MOJA SET LISTA.

473
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:30,667
MORAJU GA PROVJERITI,
TI ZNAŠ.

474
00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:31,900
MORAJU VIDJETI DA LI SAM DOBAR.

475
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:33,800
RIJEŠILI SU SE SVEGA
U MOJOJ SET LISTI.

476
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,400
ONI KAŽU, "BEZ AL-QAIDINA ŠALA."

477
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,167
KAO, "ŠTA--"

478
00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:39,400
"BEZ CIPEL BOMBAŠA."

479
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:42,533
JA SAM KAO,
"TO JE DOBRA STVAR."

480
00:18:42,533 --> 00:18:44,067
PA SE SVELA NAM, KAO,
TRI MINUTE.

481
00:18:44,067 --> 00:18:46,100
PA TO JE - ZNATE, EN VOGUE JE
PREMA IZLASKU.

482
00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:48,800
PA OTVORE LEĐA,
A VANI JE HLADNO.

483
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,433
PA SE POČINJEM TRESTI
MALO.

484
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:51,967
A JA SE UPRAVLJAM DALJE,
PA JA SAM VEĆ NERVOZAN.

485
00:18:51,967 --> 00:18:53,700
A ONDA OVAJ TIP
KOJI MOŽDA TU NE RADE

486
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,400
STOJI PORED MENE,
I ON IDE,

487
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,633
“VJEROJATNO NE BI TREBAO REĆI
TI OVO,

488
00:18:56,633 --> 00:18:57,500
JER TI SI O
DALJE."

489
00:18:57,500 --> 00:19:01,367
KRENU, "OK."

490
00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:03,733
ONDA JE REKAO: "ZNAŠ,
KAD GOD STE NAPRIJED

491
00:19:03,733 --> 00:19:05,233
„PREDSJEDNIKA
OVAKO BLIZU,

492
00:19:05,233 --> 00:19:07,333
BIT ĆETE POD SNAJPEROM
DOSEG U SVAKOM TRENUTKU."

493
00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:11,233
Idem...

494
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,400
"KAKO MISLIŠ?"

495
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,267
ON IDE: "EVO JEDAN MOMAK
TAMO GORE

496
00:19:14,267 --> 00:19:15,767
S PIŠTOLJEM UPERENIM U VAS
U SVAKOM TRENUTKU,"

497
00:19:15,767 --> 00:19:17,567
I ON IDE,
„U SLUČAJU DA SE POKRENEŠ

498
00:19:17,567 --> 00:19:19,233
PREDSJEDNICU,
ON TE MORA IZVADITI."

499
00:19:19,233 --> 00:19:22,067
A JA KAŽEM: "PA TO NIJE
ŠTO RADIM.

500
00:19:22,067 --> 00:19:23,300
TO NIJE PLAN."

501
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:25,133
ON KAŽE: "NE, NE,
NIJE VAŽNO.

502
00:19:25,133 --> 00:19:27,333
ZA SVAKI SLUČAJ MORA PUHATI
MOZAK VAN."

503
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,900
KAŽEM, "NE, NE,
SHVATAM ŠTO SE DOGAĐA,

504
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:31,300
ALI--ALI NA MENI,
KADA IZAĐEM TAMO?"

505
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:32,700
A ON KAŽE: "DA.

506
00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:33,900
ZNAŠ, VJEROJATNO NE BI SMIO
REKLI--"

507
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:35,900
I ONI SU KAO,
"TRI, DVA..."

508
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:38,433
A JA IDEM...

509
00:19:38,433 --> 00:19:40,633
PA IZLAZIM VAN,
A JA SAM OVAKVA.

510
00:19:40,633 --> 00:19:42,967
MOGLO SE REĆI DA IDE
ZA, KAO, TIJELO, GLAVU.

511
00:19:42,967 --> 00:19:44,900
I ONDA, ŠALA,
NE ŽELIM ISTI OVAKO,

512
00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:47,200
JER NISAM--NE ŽELIM
POTEZITI SE, ZNATE.

513
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,133
ZNAČI OSTAJEM NATRAG
DO ZIDA.

514
00:19:49,133 --> 00:19:51,133
ŽBUKAN JE - JER JA NIJE
ŽELIM UČINITI OVAKVO NEŠTO.

515
00:19:51,133 --> 00:19:53,333
"HEJ, BIO SAM U COSTCO-u,"
ZNAŠ, I ON GO: "HUH!"

516
00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:55,400
[imitira pucnjavu]

517
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,767
TI ZNAŠ.

518
00:19:56,767 --> 00:19:59,267
ZATO ŠTO JE ONAJ TIP TAMO GORE,
I GLEDAM.

519
00:19:59,267 --> 00:20:00,600
SAMO GLEDAM
GORE NA BALKONU

520
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,033
I VIDJETI ŠEŠIR
GO LIKE THIS.

521
00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:05,933
[skviči]
ON JE KAO...

522
00:20:05,933 --> 00:20:09,600
[clicking]

523
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,867
PAINT.

524
00:20:11,867 --> 00:20:14,900
ŠETANJE SA MNOM.

525
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:18,300
STRAŠNO.

526
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,400
TO JE TEŠKO.

527
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,600
LJUDI KAŽU: "TI SI NA TV-u.

528
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,267
YOU'RE IN MOVIES.
IZGLEDA LAKO."

529
00:20:22,267 --> 00:20:25,267
JE LI LAKO GLUMITI?
DA.

530
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,800
I MEAN, YES.

531
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,900
NIJE TEŠKO.
I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY.

532
00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:31,167
OČITO DA LJUDI TO MOGU.

533
00:20:31,167 --> 00:20:32,900
TO NIJE KAO DRUGE STVARI.

534
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:35,100
OVO JE MOŽDA NAJLAKŠE.

535
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,400
'CAUSE YOU ALWAYS HEAR
ABOUT PEOPLE DOING IT

536
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,833
AND DOING WELL.

537
00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:39,233
I MEAN, THE OSCARS.

538
00:20:39,233 --> 00:20:42,233
OVO JE NAJTEŽA STVAR
YOU CAN DO IN ACTING.

539
00:20:42,233 --> 00:20:46,267
NAGRADA NAJBOLJI OD NAJBOLJIH
OF ALL ACTORS, RIGHT?

540
00:20:46,267 --> 00:20:48,533
JODIE FOSTER,
WHEN I WAS GROWING UP,

541
00:20:48,533 --> 00:20:51,000
FIVE YEARS OLD,
SHE WON AN OSCAR, RIGHT?

542
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,933
NJEZIN PRVI FILM.

543
00:20:52,933 --> 00:20:54,300
"GABRIELLA SIBIDE."

544
00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:56,033
WE KNOW WHO SHE IS.
SHE WAS IN PRECIOUS.

545
00:20:56,033 --> 00:20:57,133
NEVER DONE A MOVIE.

546
00:20:57,133 --> 00:20:59,000
UP FOR AN OSCAR.

547
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,167
PROŠLE GODINE,
ZVIJERI JUŽNE DIVLJINE,

548
00:21:01,167 --> 00:21:03,067
PETOGODIŠNJA DJEVOJČICA,
PRVI FILM,

549
00:21:03,067 --> 00:21:04,700
UP FOR AN OSCAR.

550
00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:08,467
JENNIFER HUDSON, AMERIČKI IDOL.

551
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:11,433
GETS EIGHTH PLACE
NA AMERIČKOM IDOLU.

552
00:21:11,433 --> 00:21:13,567
ONA NE MOŽE POBIJEDITI NA TERENU
ONA JE TRENIRANA

553
00:21:13,567 --> 00:21:17,133
CIJELI ŽIVOT ZA, PJEVANJE.

554
00:21:17,133 --> 00:21:18,833
WALTZES OVER TO ACTING,

555
00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:21,200
WINS AN OSCAR
NJEZIN PRVI PROBA.

556
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,533
[klicanje i pljesak]

557
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:25,867
ŠTO OVOM FALI?

558
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:28,500
TO JE KAO JA: "HEJ, JA ŽELIM
IGRATI U NBA."

559
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:29,933
"NE, NE MOŽEŠ TO UČINITI."

560
00:21:29,933 --> 00:21:31,067
"TO SE NE IZGLEDA TAKO TEŠKO."

561
00:21:31,067 --> 00:21:33,533
JA SAM MVP PRVE GODINE.

562
00:21:33,533 --> 00:21:34,733
"BOLJI SI OD LEBRONA?"

563
00:21:34,733 --> 00:21:36,267
„VALJDA.
SAMO GA STAVIM U OBRUČ.

564
00:21:36,267 --> 00:21:39,567
NIJE BILO TEŠKO, ZNAŠ."

565
00:21:39,567 --> 00:21:40,833
NEUGODNO.

566
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:44,900
NEUGODNO JE
ZA SVE S.A.G.

567
00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:46,300
BIO SAM MALO UZNEMIREN
NEKI DAN

568
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:48,167
JER MOJ TELEFON JE UMRO,

569
00:21:48,167 --> 00:21:51,200
A JA NISAM IMAO SVOJ TELEFON
NA JEDAN DAN.

570
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,867
BILO JE LIJEPO.

571
00:21:52,867 --> 00:21:54,100
NEMA E-POŠTE.

572
00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:55,367
BEZ STRESA.

573
00:21:55,367 --> 00:21:56,967
BEZ SMS-ova.

574
00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:58,733
OPUŠTAJUĆE.

575
00:21:58,733 --> 00:22:00,067
ŠALIM SE.
MRZIO SAM TO.

576
00:22:00,067 --> 00:22:01,600
BILO JE TAKO STRAŠNO.
IZLUPILA SAM.

577
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:02,600
NISAM MOGAO PREŽIVJETI.

578
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,133
IMALA SAM NAPAJ PANIKE.

579
00:22:04,133 --> 00:22:05,567
I NIJE ČAK BILO...
PROŠLA SU DVA SATA.

580
00:22:05,567 --> 00:22:08,300
NIJE BIO DAN.

581
00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:10,100
SAMO TOLIKO KOLIKO MOGU DOBITI
U TRGOVINU.

582
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:12,467
ALI U MEĐUVREMENU, USPUT,
JA VOZIM.

583
00:22:12,467 --> 00:22:13,933
A JA KAŽEM: "NE RAZMIŠLJAM
ČAK ZNAM I VOZITI

584
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:14,933
BEZ SMS-ova."

585
00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:17,433
Ja sam KAO--

586
00:22:17,433 --> 00:22:18,533
ŠTO DA RADIM?

587
00:22:18,533 --> 00:22:22,600
LIKE, SAMO VOZI I GLEDAJ
U GOVNJU?

588
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,133
O, MOJ BOŽE.
U MOJOJ ULICI IMA DRVEĆE?

589
00:22:24,133 --> 00:22:28,133
TAKO JE ČUDNO.

590
00:22:28,133 --> 00:22:31,433
IMAO SAM BLACKBERRY, KOJI JE SARAJ,
TI ZNAŠ.

591
00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:33,333
'CAUSE, I MEAN, IT'S JUST LIKE
KREMENI KAMENI.

592
00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:34,733
MI SE SVIĐALO.

593
00:22:34,733 --> 00:22:37,800
BUT YOU JUST GOT TO MOVE ON
NA IPHONE, ZNAŠ.

594
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,800
I TO JE - DIO
NISAM ZNAO

595
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,300
POKUŠAVA LI DOVRŠITI
YOUR SENTENCES, YOU KNOW THIS,

596
00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:43,400
GDJE JE, KAO,
JUMPS AHEAD A LITTLE BIT.

597
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:44,600
I BIO SAM SA DJEVOJKOM,

598
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,067
AND IT WENT A LITTLE SIDEWAYS
NA MENI.

599
00:22:46,067 --> 00:22:48,600
I TAKO SLJEDEĆI DAN,
REKLA SAM,

600
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,800
"HEJ, OPROSTI
ZA MOJU LOŠU FORMU."

601
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:56,367
I GOVORILO JE,
"SORRY FOR MY TINY WEINER."

602
00:22:56,367 --> 00:22:57,700
ZAŠTO BI...

603
00:22:57,700 --> 00:22:59,067
LIKE, AJDE, iPHONE,
TI SI U MOJEM TIMU.

604
00:22:59,067 --> 00:23:01,800
LIKE--

605
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,533
ALI ONDA JE TIP REKAO

606
00:23:03,533 --> 00:23:07,067
UZIMAM TOLIKO
OD OVIH SLIKA, ZNATE,

607
00:23:07,067 --> 00:23:09,900
DA SE UČI.

608
00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:11,567
NISU NJIHOVI KRIVI.

609
00:23:11,567 --> 00:23:13,733
Shvaćam.

610
00:23:13,733 --> 00:23:15,100
USPUT, KADA UZIMATE
OVE SLIKE,

611
00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:16,600
BUDITE OPREZNI, DEČKI,

612
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,300
JER OSIM AKO NISI
CHRIS BROWN,

613
00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:21,500
I IMATE
OVA OGROMNA SVINJA--

614
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:23,100
VOLIM KADA
SLIKE CHRISA BROWNA

615
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:25,400
"ISCURILO"
MEDIJIMA.

616
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,600
"O, MOJ BOŽE,
TAKO SAM IZUZDRLJEN.

617
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:32,133
MOJ OGROMNI MAGAREĆI KURAC
JE NA INTERNETU."

618
00:23:32,133 --> 00:23:33,433
KAKO, STVARNO?

619
00:23:33,433 --> 00:23:36,167
JE LI SE STVARNO ZNOJIŠ METKE
PREKO OVOG?

620
00:23:36,167 --> 00:23:38,900
SLIKE KOJA JE BILA
OČITO VAŠ 15. SELFIE?

621
00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:39,900
DUŠ, DUŠ.

622
00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:41,500
JEDNA OD SAMO LOPTI.

623
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,500
NE, MOŽDA CIJELU STVAR.

624
00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:44,533
ON KAO: "O, MOJ BOŽE.

625
00:23:44,533 --> 00:23:45,967
„NETKO JE SLOMIO
U MOJE LAPTOP,

626
00:23:45,967 --> 00:23:47,933
A ONDA
ONI SU NA INTERNETU."

627
00:23:47,933 --> 00:23:49,200
STVARNO?

628
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,700
Usput, Čovječe,
KOLIKO JE TO TEŠKO?

629
00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:53,267
NE MOGU NI U SVOJ
LAPTOP POLA VREMENA.

630
00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:54,900
ZNAŠ, TO JE KAO LOZINKA.

631
00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:56,067
[zuji]

632
00:23:56,067 --> 00:23:57,567
LOZINKA.
[zuji]

633
00:23:57,567 --> 00:23:59,800
PITAM, KOJA JE MOJA LOZINKA?

634
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,300
TAKO JE SMIJEŠNO.
JA IDEM,

635
00:24:01,300 --> 00:24:03,933
JA TREBA DA NEKOME VJERUJEM
UKRADLI TI LAPTOP

636
00:24:03,933 --> 00:24:08,400
SA ZRAČNE LUKE OTRČAO KUĆI,
RAZBIO ŠIFRU...

637
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:12,133
PRONAŠAO VAŠE WEINER SLIKE...

638
00:24:12,133 --> 00:24:16,267
I ONDA GA POSLAO
NA VAŠIH DESET OMILJENIH WEB-STRANICA,

639
00:24:16,267 --> 00:24:17,667
A TI UGASI
PRIOPĆENJE ZA JAVNOST

640
00:24:17,667 --> 00:24:19,833
ZA POLA SATA.

641
00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:21,067
STVARNO?

642
00:24:21,067 --> 00:24:22,167
POPUT: "O, MOJ BOŽE.

643
00:24:22,167 --> 00:24:23,567
„MOLIM VAS NE GLEDAJTE
NA MOG KURCA SLIKE.

644
00:24:23,567 --> 00:24:27,700
EVO LINKA."

645
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:30,067
A ZNATE DA JE PROCURILO JER
NIKAD NE VIDIŠ GLUMCA

646
00:24:30,067 --> 00:24:33,400
UZ MALI WEINER NABAVITE IH
SLIKE SU PROCURILE, ZNATE?

647
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,933
ONDA BISTE VIDJELI MALO ŠTETANJA
U HOLIVUDU.

648
00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:38,933
„ISKLJUČITI INTERNET?
CIJELI INTERNET?"

649
00:24:38,933 --> 00:24:39,933
"UH-HUH."

650
00:24:39,933 --> 00:24:41,567
BOO-VOH-VOH-VOH-VOH.

651
00:24:41,567 --> 00:24:45,567
SHVATIMO OVO.
DA RAZMISLIM.

652
00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:49,300
A AKO TE DJEVOJKE IKAD DARUJU

653
00:24:49,300 --> 00:24:51,800
S PRLJAVOM SLIKOM,

654
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:52,800
NEMOJTE GA ZANEMARITI.

655
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,267
TO JE TAKA GREŠKA.

656
00:24:54,267 --> 00:24:57,233
ODGOVORITE BRZO.

657
00:24:57,233 --> 00:24:59,400
NE ČEKATE DEVET SATI.

658
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,300
ONDA DOBIJETE DRUGI TEKST
OD NJE.

659
00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:03,367
"HEJ, SLUČAJNO,

660
00:25:03,367 --> 00:25:06,300
JESI LI DOBIO TU SLIKU
MOJE PICA?"

661
00:25:08,833 --> 00:25:11,167
"HUH?"

662
00:25:11,167 --> 00:25:12,900
"OH, DA, NE, JESAM.

663
00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:14,667
"TO JE BILO COOL.
TI SI TO UČINIO.

664
00:25:14,667 --> 00:25:16,367
„UM, JELI SMO.

665
00:25:16,367 --> 00:25:17,700
"DA, NE, SJAJNO.

666
00:25:17,700 --> 00:25:18,867
POŠALJI JOŠ."

667
00:25:18,867 --> 00:25:20,933
NE NE

668
00:25:20,933 --> 00:25:22,633
NEMA VIŠE.

669
00:25:22,633 --> 00:25:24,433
ILI AKO DOBIJEŠ DJEVOJKU
NA VEČERI,

670
00:25:24,433 --> 00:25:26,167
ZNAŠ DA JE ONA NEKAKVA
RUNA TUŽBA,

671
00:25:26,167 --> 00:25:29,700
KAKO MOJA MAMA KAŽE.

672
00:25:29,700 --> 00:25:31,433
AKO IDEŠ, "HEJ, POŠALJI ME
SLIKA", A ONA JE KAO,

673
00:25:31,433 --> 00:25:33,767
"U redu,"

674
00:25:33,767 --> 00:25:35,500
A ONDA DOBIJEŠ, KAO,
NEKI STOCK SNIMCI

675
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,400
NJENOG DABRA IZ KOLOVOZA,
TI ZNAŠ.

676
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,333
TI SI KAO,
„JESI LI OVO SADA?

677
00:25:39,333 --> 00:25:40,667
ZAR NISI
U TVORNICI CHEESECAKE FACTORY?"

678
00:25:40,667 --> 00:25:42,067
ONA KAŽE: "NE.

679
00:25:42,067 --> 00:25:43,900
U KUPALI SAM.
IMA PUNO SVIJEĆA."

680
00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:45,800
KAŽEM: "Oh.

681
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:49,833
OVAKO IZGLEDA
NEKA VRSTA MASOVNE E-POŠTE."

682
00:25:49,833 --> 00:25:54,167
[smijeh]

683
00:25:54,167 --> 00:25:56,067
NEMOJTE PIJ I VOZITI, LJUDI.

684
00:25:56,067 --> 00:25:58,300
TO JE VELIKA PORUKA VEČERAS.

685
00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:01,300
POSTOJI...
TU JE DUI ODVJETNIK KOMERCIJALNI.

686
00:26:01,300 --> 00:26:03,700
NE RADIM PREKO DANA.
MOJA EMISIJA NIJE.

687
00:26:03,700 --> 00:26:05,300
KUĆI CIJELI DAN.

688
00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:06,700
PRIJE SVEGA, SVAKI OGLAS JE OPREMLJEN
PREMA ČINJENICI

689
00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:08,900
DA SI KOD KUĆE GUBITNIK
U POTRAZI ZA KARIJEROM.

690
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,267
TO NISAM ZNAO.

691
00:26:10,267 --> 00:26:13,200
LIKE, SVAKI OGLAS JE,
"JESI LI SADA KOD KUĆE?"

692
00:26:16,433 --> 00:26:19,900
"LEŽI SE, MAMURNA,

693
00:26:19,900 --> 00:26:23,700
„TRAVA NA STOLU?

694
00:26:23,700 --> 00:26:26,633
ŽELIŠ LI SVE TO PROMIJENITI?"

695
00:26:30,333 --> 00:26:32,100
I MISLIM SE: "MOŽDA BI MOGAO IĆI
DEVRY.

696
00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:36,933
KAŽU DA NIJE KASNO."

697
00:26:36,933 --> 00:26:39,233
OVAJ DUI ODVJETNIK, KAO,
MORA DA JE TAKO BIZNJAVO.

698
00:26:39,233 --> 00:26:40,367
IMAJU KOMERCIJALU.

699
00:26:40,367 --> 00:26:41,933
IMA LAŽNE ZATVORSKE REŠETKE.

700
00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:43,533
[oponaša zatvaranje vrata ćelije]

701
00:26:43,533 --> 00:26:45,667
A ON KAŽE: "JA SAM NAJBOLJI
PROKLETI DUI ODVJETNIK VANI.

702
00:26:45,667 --> 00:26:47,467
ZOVEŠ ME
PRIJE NEGO BUDE KASNO."

703
00:26:47,467 --> 00:26:49,300
Ja kažem, "DA--

704
00:26:49,300 --> 00:26:50,400
„ČEKAJTE, NE SHVATAM.

705
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:54,167
ZOVEM TE
PRIJE NEGO DOBIJEM DUI?"

706
00:26:54,167 --> 00:26:55,767
TO JE KAO, NEZGODAN POZIV.

707
00:26:55,767 --> 00:26:58,067
"HEJ, ŠTO JE?

708
00:26:58,067 --> 00:26:59,567
„PODNE JE.

709
00:26:59,567 --> 00:27:01,633
"SAMO - IZLAZIM KASNIJE.

710
00:27:01,633 --> 00:27:05,667
JA NI NE PIJEM, ALI JA
SHVATI DA IDEM U ZATVOR."

711
00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:07,867
IMAJU KONTROLNE TOČKE.

712
00:27:07,867 --> 00:27:10,133
KONTROLNE TOČKE SU LOŠE
KAD SI PIJAN.

713
00:27:10,133 --> 00:27:14,067
MISLIM, JEDNOM SAM PIO
I VOZI--

714
00:27:14,067 --> 00:27:15,533
VOZIO I PIO.

715
00:27:15,533 --> 00:27:17,467
JEDNO VRIJEME.

716
00:27:17,467 --> 00:27:20,933
I TO JE BILA GREŠKA,

717
00:27:20,933 --> 00:27:23,133
ALI BILA SAM UŽASOVANA

718
00:27:23,133 --> 00:27:25,533
JER SAM BIO U PROMETU
U 3:00 SATI NA ZALAZAK SUNCA,

719
00:27:25,533 --> 00:27:26,967
ŠTO SE OBIČNO NE DOGAĐA.

720
00:27:26,967 --> 00:27:30,333
PA SAM SKORO DOMA,
KAO "AH, AH, AH!"

721
00:27:30,333 --> 00:27:31,733
A ONDA JE PROMET,

722
00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:33,200
I UVIJEK SAM SEBIČAN
U PROMETU.

723
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:36,133
Kažem, "BOLJE JE DA BUDE".
NESREĆA OVDJE GORE."

724
00:27:38,333 --> 00:27:39,867
„BOLJE DA JE HRPA
MRTVIH TIJELA.

725
00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:41,767
ŠTO SE DOGAĐA?"

726
00:27:41,767 --> 00:27:45,367
KAO, OVO JE SPORO.

727
00:27:45,367 --> 00:27:47,500
I GRUTI OSJEĆAJ
KADA SHVATIŠ

728
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:48,733
NALAZITE SE U DUI KONTROLNOJ TOČCI.

729
00:27:48,733 --> 00:27:50,667
KAŽEM, "ŠTO SU SVJETLO--
OH, JEBENO!

730
00:27:50,667 --> 00:27:52,533
"JE LI OVO KONTROLNA TOČKA DUI?

731
00:27:52,533 --> 00:27:54,067
„NE, NE, NE!

732
00:27:54,067 --> 00:27:55,267
„NE, NE MOGU BITI OVDJE!

733
00:27:55,267 --> 00:27:57,067
„HEJ, PIJAN SAM!
JA SAM ZADNJI PO--

734
00:27:57,067 --> 00:27:58,733
"NAPRAVITE SIGURNOSNU KOPJU.
NAPRAVITE SIGURNOST.

735
00:27:58,733 --> 00:28:00,867
"ZAPOTOVAN SAM.
KRENI, KRENI, KRENI.

736
00:28:00,867 --> 00:28:03,067
"HEJ, AKO RADIMO ZAJEDNO
KAO TIM,

737
00:28:03,067 --> 00:28:04,433
„MOŽEMO ME IZVUĆI ODAVDE
NA SIGURNOST.

738
00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:07,167
HAJDE."

739
00:28:07,167 --> 00:28:08,867
NITKO MI NE POMAŽE.

740
00:28:08,867 --> 00:28:10,333
I ONDA JA RADIM POLUKRETANJE.

741
00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:11,600
oh ZNAŠ ŠTO?

742
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:15,400
PREKRETANJE JE POTPISANA ISPOVIJED,
ZNATE LI?

743
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,300
NIJEDAN MURIJAC NE VJERUJE
TI KAO, "PROHLADNO JE.

744
00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:19,467
MOŽDA ĆU DOBITI VJETROVKU,"
TI ZNAŠ.

745
00:28:23,933 --> 00:28:26,267
TOLIKO SAM STAR, KAD SAM ODRASTAO,
NISMO IMALI DUI.

746
00:28:26,267 --> 00:28:29,133
OVO JE KADA JE AMERIKA BILA VELIKA.

747
00:28:29,133 --> 00:28:33,533
MOŽETE LI ZAMISLITI DA SE NE BRINETE
O TOME UOPĆE?

748
00:28:33,533 --> 00:28:37,500
Oh, ovo je bila muzika za mog tatu,
JER JE BIO SUPER PIJANICA.

749
00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:38,567
ZNAŠ NA ŠTO MISLIM?

750
00:28:38,567 --> 00:28:40,067
DOŠLI SMO KUĆI S VEČERE,

751
00:28:40,067 --> 00:28:41,967
A ON JE KAO, "EVO NAS."

752
00:28:41,967 --> 00:28:44,933
[vrišti]

753
00:28:44,933 --> 00:28:47,067
UDARA PSE I POŠTANSKE SANDUČIĆE.

754
00:28:47,067 --> 00:28:48,933
KAO, SVE MU JE NA NAČIN.

755
00:28:48,933 --> 00:28:51,400
I ONDA--
[oponaša zvuk sirene]

756
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:52,733
I TO JE DRUGAČIJE
RAZGOVOR.

757
00:28:52,733 --> 00:28:53,967
POLICAJAC PRIŠETA.

758
00:28:53,967 --> 00:28:55,600
"HEJ, JESI LI ZNAO--
O, MOJ BOŽE.

759
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:56,633
„NISAM ZNAO DA JESTE
USRANOG LICA.

760
00:28:56,633 --> 00:28:57,933
ŽAO MI JE."

761
00:28:57,933 --> 00:29:01,167
MOJ TATA JE KAO,
"DA, BRIŠI MAMA."

762
00:29:01,167 --> 00:29:02,533
ON KAŽE: "NE, MISLIO SAM DA TI
IMALI NAPAJ.

763
00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:04,500
SAMO STE UDARALI
TOLIKO STVARI."

764
00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:06,300
ON KAŽE: "ZNAM.
RAH, RAH, RAH.

765
00:29:06,300 --> 00:29:07,633
IZGUBITE SE."

766
00:29:07,633 --> 00:29:09,067
A ON KAŽE: "SLUŠAJTE,
MOŽDA AKO SI SAMO UZEO

767
00:29:09,067 --> 00:29:10,600
„JEDNO PIVO OD JEDNOG
TVOJIH RUKA,

768
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,367
SAMO BI POMOGLO,"
I ON IDE,

769
00:29:12,367 --> 00:29:16,533
„O, UZET ĆU TO
POD RAZMATRANJEM, DA."

770
00:29:16,533 --> 00:29:18,700
A ON KAŽE: "NE, NE, SAMO SAM
MOZGANJE I BACANJE--"

771
00:29:18,700 --> 00:29:20,100
A U MEĐUVREMENU,
MI SMO STRAGA KAO,

772
00:29:20,100 --> 00:29:21,933
"POMOZITE NAM!"

773
00:29:21,933 --> 00:29:23,600
ZNAŠ,
JER LETIMO OKOLO.

774
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:27,300
JA SAM GARFIELD NA PROZORU,
LIKE...

775
00:29:27,300 --> 00:29:29,367
MALA KACIGA.

776
00:29:31,933 --> 00:29:34,100
OVAJ KLIAC JE PRIŠAO DO MENE
NA POBOLJŠANJU

777
00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:36,267
OVDJE U HOLLYWOODU,
A ON JE KAO, "HEJ, JOE DALJE."

778
00:29:36,267 --> 00:29:37,767
ON JE SAV POTROŠEN, ZNAŠ.

779
00:29:37,767 --> 00:29:39,100
A ja kažem: "Hej, čovječe."

780
00:29:39,100 --> 00:29:42,933
A ON KAŽE: "HEJ."
[stenje]

781
00:29:42,933 --> 00:29:44,433
A JA KAŽEM: "O, ČINI SE PIJANO."

782
00:29:44,433 --> 00:29:46,400
I BILO MI JE DOBRO PREMA NJEMU
JER SAM...

783
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,067
DOBAR MOMAK.

784
00:29:48,067 --> 00:29:49,933
U STVARNOM ŽIVOTU, JA NISAM--ZNAŠ,
NA TV-u SAM KAO GUPAC,

785
00:29:49,933 --> 00:29:51,600
KAO JAKOG MOMKA,
KAO SPORTAŠ.

786
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:55,067
ALI U STVARNOM ŽIVOTU,
JA SAM SUPER COOL.

787
00:29:55,067 --> 00:29:58,933
PA JA ODEM DO NJEGA, I ODEM,
"HEJ, ČOVJEČE, ČINI SE DA SI POTROŠEN."

788
00:29:58,933 --> 00:30:00,433
A ON KAŽE: "NE, IMAO SAM SAMO,
LIKE, 40 PIĆA."

789
00:30:00,433 --> 00:30:03,267
KAŽEM, "PA, TO SE OSJEĆA, KAO,
VISOKO MI.

790
00:30:03,267 --> 00:30:06,467
"ALI SRENJA NA STRANU,
GDJE TI ŽIVIŠ?

791
00:30:06,467 --> 00:30:07,933
DAJ MI SVOJE KLJUČEVE.
VODIM TE KUĆI."

792
00:30:07,933 --> 00:30:09,933
ON IDE: "U redu.
ŽIVIM U PASADENI."

793
00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:11,433
JA JA, "U redu.
KLONI SE 405.

794
00:30:11,433 --> 00:30:13,433
KRENI BOČNIM ULICAMA."

795
00:30:13,433 --> 00:30:15,600
[smijeh i pljesak]

796
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:16,933
"ISKRENO, IDE JAKO SPORO.

797
00:30:16,933 --> 00:30:19,967
MOŽDA BISTE HTJELI ISKLJUČITI
TVOJA SVJETLA."

798
00:30:19,967 --> 00:30:21,267
TO JE ONO ŠTO JA RADIM.

799
00:30:21,267 --> 00:30:22,767
SLOBODNO STANITE
I NAP.

800
00:30:22,767 --> 00:30:25,267
POLICIJCI TO CIJENE
AKO POKUŠAVATE...

801
00:30:25,267 --> 00:30:26,867
ZNAŠ, NAŠAO SAM.

802
00:30:26,867 --> 00:30:28,433
JER MI SE JEBU,
ZNATE LI?

803
00:30:28,433 --> 00:30:31,033
TO JE MOJ ZLOČIN.
BRINE MI DO LJUDI.

804
00:30:31,033 --> 00:30:32,600
NE ZNAM.

805
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,633
SAD SAM JA ZLOČEST
JER, KAO...

806
00:30:36,767 --> 00:30:39,100
OH. "KUĆANSTVO"?
JESTE LI TO REKLI?

807
00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:40,600
[visok glas]
DOMAĆINSTVO?

808
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,933
[normalan glas]
DA. OH, DA.

809
00:30:41,933 --> 00:30:43,100
ZNAMO ONOG.

810
00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:47,100
[visok glas]
DOMAĆINSTVO?

811
00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:50,100
[normalan glas]
ŽELIŠ RUČNI POSAO?

812
00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:52,600
[smijeh]

813
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,267
TO JE DOŠLO IZ...

814
00:30:55,267 --> 00:30:57,267
ZAPRAVO, "DEBELI
U MALOM KAPUTU" DOŠAO IZ--

815
00:30:57,267 --> 00:30:59,600
NA POSLU,
U SUBOTU NAVEČER UŽIVO,

816
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:03,067
DIJELILI SMO URED,
A JA BIH PISAO SKEČEVE.

817
00:31:03,067 --> 00:31:04,533
I CHRIS I JA SMO DIJELILI
URED,

818
00:31:04,533 --> 00:31:08,067
A ON NE BI PISAO NI ČITAO
ILI STVARNO UČINITI BILO ŠTO.

819
00:31:08,067 --> 00:31:10,500
I TAKO BI SAMO STAJAO
IZA MENE I SMETA MI.

820
00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:12,067
I ZATO POKUŠAVAM
PISATI SKICE.

821
00:31:12,067 --> 00:31:15,267
A ON BI STAO IZA MENE I OTIŠAO,
"DAVIDE, OKRENI SE."

822
00:31:15,267 --> 00:31:16,433
KRENEM, "ZAUZET SAM. PRESTANI."

823
00:31:16,433 --> 00:31:17,767
I ON IDE,
„NE, OKRENI SE.

824
00:31:17,767 --> 00:31:19,333
ŽELIM TI NEŠTO POKAZATI."

825
00:31:19,333 --> 00:31:21,100
KAŽEM: "AKO JE OVO DEBELI".
OPET U MALOM KAPUTU,

826
00:31:21,100 --> 00:31:22,767
„VIŠE NIJE SMJEŠNO.
NE TRAŽIM.

827
00:31:22,767 --> 00:31:23,833
SMISLITE NEKO NOVO SRANJE."

828
00:31:23,833 --> 00:31:25,700
ON IDE,
"NE, NE. SVE JE NOVO."

829
00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:28,600
I TAKO SE OKRENEM,
I ON IMA MOJU LEVI JAKNU.

830
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,433
ON JE KAO,
"DEBELI U MALOM KAPUTU!

831
00:31:30,433 --> 00:31:32,700
NEMOJ OD TOGA ODUSTATI!"

832
00:31:38,067 --> 00:31:39,433
NEDAVNO SAM BIO U VEGASU.

833
00:31:39,433 --> 00:31:40,933
ZNAM PUNO LJUDI
ODVOZITE SE U VEGAS.

834
00:31:40,933 --> 00:31:42,933
LIJEPO JE.
TO JE LIJEPA VOŽNJA OD 12 SATI.

835
00:31:42,933 --> 00:31:44,267
DA.

836
00:31:44,267 --> 00:31:45,300
SVI KAŽU,
"TO JE, KAO, TRI SATA."

837
00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:46,733
JA JA, "NIKAD NIJE BILO."

838
00:31:46,733 --> 00:31:48,100
ONI IDU, „AKO TI IDEŠ
KAD NEMA PROMETA."

839
00:31:48,100 --> 00:31:50,267
JA KRENU "PA TKO IDE
NA BADNJE VEČE?"

840
00:31:50,267 --> 00:31:51,600
LIKE, DRUGI PUT?

841
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:55,600
OH, DA,
ONDA JE STVARNO LOŠE, DA.

842
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,133
JA IDEM U VE--
VIDIO SAM PUNO PREDSTAVA.

843
00:31:57,133 --> 00:31:58,567
VIDIO SAM STOMP.

844
00:31:58,567 --> 00:32:00,167
JESTE LI ČULI ZA OVOG,
S KANTAMA ZA SMEĆE?

845
00:32:00,167 --> 00:32:02,667
[imitacija udaraljki]

846
00:32:02,667 --> 00:32:05,433
NE ŽELIM DATI SVE
DALJE, ALI AKO SE UKAŽE ŠANSA...

847
00:32:10,333 --> 00:32:11,600
MOJ PRIJATELJ JE HIGH ROLLER.

848
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:12,967
ON IDE,
"STARE, JA SAM HIGH ROLLER, ČOVJEČE.

849
00:32:12,967 --> 00:32:14,667
TAMO VANI MI LJUBE GUP."
KRENEM, "O, DA?"

850
00:32:14,667 --> 00:32:16,767
ON IDE: "AKO TI NEŠTO TREBAŠ,
TI DOĐI K MENI.

851
00:32:16,767 --> 00:32:18,267
JA ĆU SE BRINUTI ZA TEBE.
REĆU ĆU IM."

852
00:32:18,267 --> 00:32:19,733
IDEM, "MISLIM DA ĆU UČINITI
U redu."

853
00:32:19,733 --> 00:32:21,600
ON IDE: "NE, NE DAJU
Sranje s tobom.

854
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:23,167
"STARE, JA SE KOCKAM.

855
00:32:23,167 --> 00:32:24,933
TO JE NAZIV IGRE
TAMO VANI."

856
00:32:24,933 --> 00:32:26,600
KREĆU, "OH."
KRENU, "STVARNO?"

857
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:30,067
ON KAŽE: "O, STARE,
ONI SU ME ODVELI TAMO KOMPLET."

858
00:32:30,067 --> 00:32:31,400
KRENU, "SVETO Sranje.

859
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:34,900
TAJ LET OD 89 USD NA SOUTHWESTU,
POKRIVAJU TO?"

860
00:32:34,900 --> 00:32:36,400
„ZNAŠ TO.

861
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:40,600
ŠTO JE S LIMUZINOM TAMO I ONDA
ZRAČNA LUKA S KROVNIM KROVOM?"

862
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:44,433
KAŽEM, "TA ŠEST MINUTA VOŽNJE?
POKRIVAJU I TO?"

863
00:32:44,433 --> 00:32:45,600
ON IDE...

864
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:46,933
"KOLIKO STE MALI?"
ON IDE...

865
00:32:46,933 --> 00:32:48,267
[njuši]
"OKO 90 TISUĆA."

866
00:32:48,267 --> 00:32:50,600
KRENEM: "O, Sranje.
KAKO OSTAJU ŽIVI?

867
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:54,600
IMATE TE KOCKARNICE
ZA MAJCA, STARE."

868
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,600
ON IDE, "IDI U BELLAGIO.
SVE SU TO kurve."

869
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:58,767
KAŽEM, "TKO JE KURVA?"

870
00:32:58,767 --> 00:33:01,933
ON IDE, "MOŽEŠ REĆI."

871
00:33:01,933 --> 00:33:04,167
KRENU, "NE MOGU.

872
00:33:04,167 --> 00:33:06,333
"MORAJU MI POMOĆI
SA, LIKE, OZNAKOM IMENA

873
00:33:06,333 --> 00:33:10,167
ILI REZILCU NA STRANU,
ZNAŠ, BILO ŠTA."

874
00:33:10,167 --> 00:33:11,833
JESI LI TI KURVA?
"NE, JA SAM VAŠA KONOBARICA."

875
00:33:11,833 --> 00:33:13,167
OH, Sranje.

876
00:33:13,167 --> 00:33:15,700
MOJ PRIJATELJ JE REKAO DA MOŽEŠ BITI.

877
00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:17,933
ODSEO SAM U MGM GRANDU.

878
00:33:17,933 --> 00:33:19,100
TO JE PREVELIKO.

879
00:33:19,100 --> 00:33:21,767
MGM JE JAKO VELIK.

880
00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:24,933
BIO SAM U SOBI 412,212.

881
00:33:24,933 --> 00:33:26,767
TO JE LIJEPA SOBA.
IMA DVA KREVETA.

882
00:33:26,767 --> 00:33:28,467
ZBOJ GA AKO MOŽEŠ.

883
00:33:28,467 --> 00:33:31,100
ALI TO JE SAMO... TO JE PREVIŠE,
JER SAM BIO U BARU,

884
00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:32,800
I NIKADA NE MOGU ZABITI DJEVOJKU
JER IDEM,

885
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,933
"HEJ, ZAŠTO NE DOĐEŠ
POSLIJE U MOJU SOBU?

886
00:33:35,933 --> 00:33:37,433
"AKO DOBIJEŠ ŠANSU,

887
00:33:37,433 --> 00:33:41,867
"JA SAM U SOBI 28765466115,

888
00:33:41,867 --> 00:33:44,933
"UH, PI SA CRTOM PREKO NJEGA,

889
00:33:44,933 --> 00:33:47,567
„BESKONAČNOST, INFINITUM.

890
00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:49,267
„NIJE NI TEŠKO.

891
00:33:49,267 --> 00:33:51,600
„TI IZLAZI VAN.
TI SKRENI DESNO.

892
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,433
„A VI IDETE
DO ČETVRTOG DIZALA.

893
00:33:53,433 --> 00:33:54,767
"TO JE JEDINI TEŽI DIO.

894
00:33:54,767 --> 00:33:58,433
"TI IDEŠ GORE,
A TU JE I AUTOBUS.

895
00:33:58,433 --> 00:34:00,667
"PRIJENI SE NA TO, I IDEŠ

896
00:34:00,667 --> 00:34:02,333
"KAKO SE OSJEĆA
DRUGAČIJA ZGRADA, OK?

897
00:34:02,333 --> 00:34:03,400
„JER JE.

898
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,067
"A TI ISKOČIŠ VAN,

899
00:34:05,067 --> 00:34:07,067
"I TU JE MAČKA PISALA,
I TU JE NEKOLIKO ŽDRALOVA.

900
00:34:07,067 --> 00:34:08,467
„A ONDA HODAŠ.

901
00:34:08,467 --> 00:34:10,333
„A ONDA JE ŠTO SE ZNA
KAO LIJENA SUSAN.

902
00:34:10,333 --> 00:34:12,500
"NAPRAVI TO, SKOČI.

903
00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:16,200
"TI IDEŠ DESNO, DESNO, DESNO,
LIJEVO, LIJEVO, LIJEVO,

904
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:19,767
"HODNIK DUG KILOMETRA--
TO PAUCI, AKO HOĆETE.

905
00:34:19,767 --> 00:34:22,533
"KRENITE U 11:00, OVAKO, OVUDA.

906
00:34:22,533 --> 00:34:25,967
"ONDA IDE JOŠ JEDNU MILU,

907
00:34:25,967 --> 00:34:28,100
"PAUCI, 5:00.

908
00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:29,267
„UKOSNICA!

909
00:34:29,267 --> 00:34:31,267
"IDI OVUDOM.

910
00:34:31,267 --> 00:34:32,567
"ONDA TU JE ŠIFRA.

911
00:34:32,567 --> 00:34:35,267
"BIP, BUP, BOP, BUP, BIP,
BIP, BIP.

912
00:34:35,267 --> 00:34:37,600
„TO SU BUKE.
NE ZNAM BROJEVE.

913
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:41,367
"I ONDA JE
NEKA VRSTA U SUSJEDNOM KUTKU ZA MAČE,

914
00:34:41,367 --> 00:34:43,433
„DRUGI.

915
00:34:43,433 --> 00:34:45,267
"VRATITE TO.

916
00:34:45,267 --> 00:34:47,700
OH, TI NE DOLAZIŠ."

917
00:34:53,100 --> 00:34:54,600
IŠAO SAM U TROPICANU.

918
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,267
POSTAJE
MALI GETO TAMO.

919
00:34:56,267 --> 00:34:59,267
OTIŠAO SAM TAMO LJETI...
BAZEN, DRUŽENJE.

920
00:34:59,267 --> 00:35:01,067
ZNAŠ ŠTO JE
NEKA VRSTA BUZZKILL-a?

921
00:35:01,067 --> 00:35:04,833
KADA NETKO KAKA
U BAZENU.

922
00:35:04,833 --> 00:35:07,333
TO JE TEŠKO.

923
00:35:07,333 --> 00:35:10,500
KAKIO SE U BAZEN.

924
00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:12,500
[smijeh]
SVI SU POLUZILI.

925
00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:15,167
OTIŠAO SAM NA DRUGI KRAJ.
NISAM SE HTIO BAVITI S TIM.

926
00:35:15,167 --> 00:35:17,600
TO JE GRUTO.

927
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,600
SVI VRIŠTE.
BIO JE KAO RASKID.

928
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:23,433
Rekao sam: "UM, MISLIM
JA ĆU IĆI OVUDA, HVALA."

929
00:35:23,433 --> 00:35:26,867
SKORO SAM IZAŠAO, ZNAŠ,
JER SAM GERMAFOB.

930
00:35:31,433 --> 00:35:35,300
CIRKUS CIRKUS
IZGRADIO NOVU KULU,

931
00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:37,767
I ZOVE SE
CIRKUS CIRKUS CIRKUS.

932
00:35:37,767 --> 00:35:40,067
A ONDA MOJ PRIJATELJ IDE,

933
00:35:40,067 --> 00:35:43,267
"ZNATE ŠTO NAM ČEKA
TAMO U 2018?"

934
00:35:43,267 --> 00:35:45,933
JA IDEM,
"CIRKUS CIRKUS CIRKUS CIRKUS?"

935
00:35:45,933 --> 00:35:47,600
I ON IDE,
"TKO TI JE TO KRAGA REKAO?"

936
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,433
JA IDEM, "NIKO."

937
00:35:49,433 --> 00:35:51,600
A ON KAŽE: "JESI JIMmy
IZ RAČUNOVODSTVA VAM TO KAŽU?

938
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,167
„JE LI ON TO OTVORIO?

939
00:35:53,167 --> 00:35:54,500
JER TO JE PRIVATNO.
TO JE SAMO MEĐU NAS."

940
00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:56,267
Idem, "KUNEM SE BOGOM,
TO SAM SAMO Pretpostavio."

941
00:35:56,267 --> 00:35:57,800
ON IDE,
„KAKO SI TO MOGAO POGODITI?

942
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,433
PROŠLI SMO KROZ MNOGO IMENA
PRIJE NEGO ŠTO SMO SPRIJEČILI NA TO."

943
00:35:59,433 --> 00:36:03,833
IDEM, "MISLIM DA ĆE LJUDI BITI
MOŽE TO POGODITI."

944
00:36:03,833 --> 00:36:05,067
ON JE KAO...
[uzdahne]

945
00:36:05,067 --> 00:36:07,667
"KRENITE OD NULE."

946
00:36:07,667 --> 00:36:09,167
I JA IDEM,
"GDJE SU SVE DJEVOJKE?"

947
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:12,333
ONI IDU, "IDITE NA BAZEN
KOD TEŠKE STIJENE."

948
00:36:12,333 --> 00:36:14,067
JA IDEM, "STVARNO? JA IDEM NA BAZEN
NA TVRDOJ STIJENI.

949
00:36:14,067 --> 00:36:15,833
"TO JE 500 GUIDOSA
S JERSEY SHOREA

950
00:36:15,833 --> 00:36:17,267
I JEDNA KONOBARICA."

951
00:36:17,267 --> 00:36:18,800
OVO NIJE ONO ŠTO TRAŽIM.

952
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,600
I SVI DEČKI SU, KAO,
VJEŽBAJTE U PLITKOM.

953
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:23,100
LIKE...
[gunđanje i mumljanje]

954
00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:24,767
„MOGU LI DOBITI LONG ISLAND
LEDENI ČAJ?

955
00:36:24,767 --> 00:36:26,600
Oh."

956
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,100
I SVI STAVLJAJU
ULJE JEDNO NA DRUGO,

957
00:36:28,100 --> 00:36:31,100
ŠTO JE MALO "G-A-Y"
AKO SE MENE PITA.

958
00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:34,267
MISLIM, ZNAM
DA NE MOŽETE NAMAZATI ULJE NA...

959
00:36:34,267 --> 00:36:36,600
AKO SI MUŠKO...
TU JE KREMA ZA SUNCE.

960
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,100
IMA ČETIRI KVADRATNA INČA
NA LEĐIMA

961
00:36:38,100 --> 00:36:39,433
STVARNO NE MOŽETE DOĆI.

962
00:36:39,433 --> 00:36:41,067
TO JE KAO...

963
00:36:41,067 --> 00:36:43,100
DAJ BOŽE DA PITAŠ NEKOG OD SVOG
DOBRI PRIJATELJI DA TO UČINE ZA VAS

964
00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:44,100
I POMOĆI VAM.

965
00:36:44,100 --> 00:36:45,767
ONI KAO, "STARE...

966
00:36:45,767 --> 00:36:49,100
„MOŽETE STIĆI TAMO.
HAJDE, SADA.

967
00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:52,100
"IZBACI RUKU.
ODMAH ĆU GA UBACITI.

968
00:36:52,100 --> 00:36:53,467
"DA, PREKINI GA.

969
00:36:53,467 --> 00:36:56,433
“MANJE JE MANJE GAY VOZITI
U BOLNICU

970
00:36:56,433 --> 00:36:58,433
NEGO DA VAM PROTRLJAM LEĐA."

971
00:36:58,433 --> 00:37:00,167
A AKO NEKOGA DOBIJEŠ
UČINITI TO,

972
00:37:00,167 --> 00:37:02,167
ONI SU NA TAKOJ GAYDARSKOJ BUDI,
NE MOGU SE NI OPUSTITI.

973
00:37:02,167 --> 00:37:05,067
ONI SU KAO,
"STARE, NE MOŽEŠ...

974
00:37:05,067 --> 00:37:09,167
[uzdahne]
NE MOŽEŠ BURITI - OH."

975
00:37:09,167 --> 00:37:12,767
[imitira prskanje losionom]

976
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,267
[uzdahne,
imitira prskanje losionom]

977
00:37:20,267 --> 00:37:21,667
"EVO NAS, NA TRI."

978
00:37:21,667 --> 00:37:23,600
[imitira prskanje losionom]
"JEDAN, DVA, TRI."

979
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,533
„SKINI SE OD MENE, ČOVJEČE!
NE IZLAZIMO."

980
00:37:29,100 --> 00:37:30,867
[smijeh]

981
00:37:30,867 --> 00:37:34,433
NEKI DEČKI TAMO VARAJU
NA NJIHOVE ŽENE.

982
00:37:34,433 --> 00:37:37,900
OVO NE NAPUŠTA OVU SOBU.

983
00:37:37,900 --> 00:37:40,100
NEKI MOMCI U VEGASU...
[mrmlja]

984
00:37:40,100 --> 00:37:41,400
MOMCI U VEGASU--

985
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,100
VIDIO SAM OVE DEČKE U SEPARIJI
PORED MENE,

986
00:37:43,100 --> 00:37:45,433
A DJEVOJKE SU KAO,
"O, ČEKAJ. JESI LI OŽENJEN?"

987
00:37:45,433 --> 00:37:48,433
A OVO JE ODGOVOR DEČKI.
ONI IDU...

988
00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:50,433
[mrmljanje]
"DA. DA."

989
00:37:50,433 --> 00:37:52,433
NIKADA NE ODGOVARAJU
KAO ŠTO NJIHOVA ŽENA ŽELI.

990
00:37:52,433 --> 00:37:53,600
"JESTE LI OŽENJENI?"

991
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,433
„JESAM LI OŽENJEN?

992
00:37:55,433 --> 00:37:57,433
JESAM LI OŽENJEN?
JESAM LI MARR--"

993
00:37:57,433 --> 00:37:59,267
NIJE ZAJEBAVANJE
TEŠKO PITANJE, ČOVJEČE.

994
00:37:59,267 --> 00:38:02,200
TO JE STVARNO "DA"
ILI "NE".

995
00:38:03,667 --> 00:38:05,667
"JESAM LI OŽENJEN?"
IDE OVAKO...

996
00:38:05,667 --> 00:38:09,067
[stenjanje]
"DA!"

997
00:38:09,067 --> 00:38:12,167
TO NIJE ONO ŠTO TVOJA ŽENA
ŽELI DA KAŽEŠ.

998
00:38:12,167 --> 00:38:14,500
„REKAO SAM DA.
REKLA SAM JOJ DA.

999
00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:18,100
SVIMA KAŽEM, DUŠO."

1000
00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:19,600
TIGER WOODS IMA NOVU PILE.

1001
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,600
NISAM MISLIO NA CUKU
PALA BI NA...

1002
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,100
NE ZNAM.
MOŽDA SAM...

1003
00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:28,933
MALO JE TO PRTLJAGA.

1004
00:38:28,933 --> 00:38:34,433
I DJEVOJKA, LINDSEY VONN,
TKO JE, KAO, SEKSI SKIJAŠICA,

1005
00:38:34,433 --> 00:38:36,267
I ONA TO MORA PRODATI
NJEZINIM PRIJATELJIMA.

1006
00:38:36,267 --> 00:38:38,100
TO JE TEŠKA PRODAJA.

1007
00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:39,800
„PA, NAŠLA SAM GOSPODINA PRAVOG.

1008
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,933
ON JE MOJA STIJENA.
ON JE MOJ ČOVJEK. 143."

1009
00:38:41,933 --> 00:38:44,267
ONI KAO, "TKO?"
ONA JE KAO "TIGRICA".

1010
00:38:44,267 --> 00:38:46,467
ONI KAO, "HA?

1011
00:38:46,467 --> 00:38:48,433
TIGAR...
TIGER WOODS?"

1012
00:38:48,433 --> 00:38:50,933
DA, TO JE ILI TIGER WOODS
ILI STVARNI TIGAR.

1013
00:38:50,933 --> 00:38:53,200
NEMA IH PUNO.

1014
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:57,300
ONI KAO: "ZNAŠ
ŠTO KAŽU, LINDSEY.

1015
00:38:57,300 --> 00:38:59,267
"JEDNOM VARALICA,
MIJENJAJU SE PREKO NOĆI.

1016
00:38:59,267 --> 00:39:01,533
"DOBAR POZIV.
IDE SA SVOJIM GUNOM.

1017
00:39:01,533 --> 00:39:03,667
"IDI SA SVOJIM PREDJEĆAJIMA
NA OVOM.

1018
00:39:03,667 --> 00:39:07,167
PAMETAN POTEZ."

1019
00:39:07,167 --> 00:39:09,500
JER, ZNAŠ, OVAJ TIP
IMAO ŠTO, 27 LJUBAVNICA?

1020
00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:12,500
A OVO SU ONE
ČULI SMO O.

1021
00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:14,100
ZNAŠ,
MORA BITI JEDAN ILI DVOJICA

1022
00:39:14,100 --> 00:39:15,867
KOJI NE ŽELE IĆI NA CNN
I PROGLASI SVIJETU

1023
00:39:15,867 --> 00:39:19,767
ONI SU POTPUNE KURVE--
ZNATE, JEDAN ILI DVOJICA.

1024
00:39:19,767 --> 00:39:21,600
PA ZAOKRUŽIMO NA 30.

1025
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:25,267
NE VOLIM
ONE SREDNJE RAZINE, KAO 16.

1026
00:39:25,267 --> 00:39:27,267
IZLAZI NA DAN SPORIH VIJESTI.

1027
00:39:27,267 --> 00:39:29,867
"TIGAR JE ODJEBIO
NA MOJE NOGE."

1028
00:39:31,333 --> 00:39:32,933
STVARNO?

1029
00:39:32,933 --> 00:39:34,933
PA, TO TE NE ČINI DA IZGLEDAŠ
NI PREDJAKO, DUŠO.

1030
00:39:34,933 --> 00:39:37,100
PA ZAŠTO SE NE POVRATIŠ
U STOLARIJU?

1031
00:39:37,100 --> 00:39:39,600
LIKE, ZAŠTO SI
OVO VOLONTIRAŠ?

1032
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:40,867
JE LI OVO ŠTO ŽELIŠ

1033
00:39:40,867 --> 00:39:43,767
NA VAŠEM GOOGLEU OSTALO
VAŠEG ŽIVOTA, ISKRENO?

1034
00:39:43,767 --> 00:39:45,100
HEJ, GOOGLAO SAM TVOJU MAMU.

1035
00:39:45,100 --> 00:39:46,800
NE.

1036
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,567
ZAŠTO BI TO UČINIO?

1037
00:39:48,567 --> 00:39:52,600
PA VALJDA ONA I TIGER.
HMM?

1038
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,767
PA BILI SU ZALJUBLJENI.

1039
00:39:54,767 --> 00:40:00,433
OH, DA.
NE, NISAM PROČITAO TAJ DIO.

1040
00:40:00,433 --> 00:40:03,100
JADNA LINDSEY VONN.
ONA MU JE SAMO, KAO, NA GUZICI.

1041
00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:04,600
ONA MORA BITI.

1042
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:05,933
VIDIŠ GA NA MAJSTORU.

1043
00:40:05,933 --> 00:40:08,600
ONA JE NA PUTTING GREENU
S NJIM.

1044
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,600
"HEJ, DUŠO.

1045
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,767
"OVAJ JE TEŠAK.
OH.

1046
00:40:12,767 --> 00:40:14,100
"POKUPIT ĆE SE PRAVO.

1047
00:40:14,100 --> 00:40:15,700
"JA NISAM JEDAN
ONIH LIJEPLJIVIH DJEVOJKA.

1048
00:40:15,700 --> 00:40:18,100
“SAMO SE ŽELIM UVJERITI DA JESTE
NE JEBA AKTIVNO DJEVOJKU

1049
00:40:18,100 --> 00:40:19,767
"UPRAVO SADA
TIJEKOM TURNIRA.

1050
00:40:19,767 --> 00:40:21,200
„BRINUTI ĆU SE
VEČERAS KASNIJE.

1051
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,433
„ALI JA ĆU SE DOVOLJNO VRATITI OVDJE
KRAJ PJEŠČANE ZAMKE.

1052
00:40:23,433 --> 00:40:24,833
„NEĆEŠ NI ZNATI DA SAM OVDJE.
ZAMKA PJESKA.

1053
00:40:24,833 --> 00:40:28,100
Psst TIHO.
ON STAVLJA. Psst."

1054
00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:29,633
ZNAŠ LI KAKVA JE ONA?

1055
00:40:29,633 --> 00:40:31,267
ONA JE KAO U ŠKOLI,
KAD IMATE ONOG MEDVJEDA KOALU

1056
00:40:31,267 --> 00:40:32,867
TI SE DRŽI
NA OLOVKU, KAO...

1057
00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:37,100
"LINDSEY, DAJ MI MALO PROSTORA.
ČIPUJEM."

1058
00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:38,433
"HEJ.
ŠTIPNI SE ZA LEĐA."

1059
00:40:38,433 --> 00:40:40,867
"[stenje]
GDJE CEMO NA VECERU?"

1060
00:40:43,433 --> 00:40:45,933
JER MOMCI VARAJU,
I TO JE SRES.

1061
00:40:45,933 --> 00:40:47,167
I DEČKI KAŽU,
"O, ZNAŠ..."

1062
00:40:47,167 --> 00:40:48,300
A DJEVOJKE SU UVIJEK KAO,

1063
00:40:48,300 --> 00:40:50,267
"O, MOJ BOŽE.
NJEGOVA ŽENA JE TAKO LIJEPA."

1064
00:40:50,267 --> 00:40:52,267
NIJE NI BITNO.
TO JE PROBLEM.

1065
00:40:52,267 --> 00:40:53,767
TO JE KAO ONA STARA IZREKA,

1066
00:40:53,767 --> 00:40:55,767
"O, NE MOŽEŠ IMATI
FILET MIGNON SVAKE VEČERI."

1067
00:40:55,767 --> 00:40:57,300
ISTINA JE.

1068
00:40:57,300 --> 00:40:59,267
JEDNOM, POŽELITE
HAMBURGER OD WENDY'S.

1069
00:40:59,267 --> 00:41:00,833
TO JE ISTINITO, ZAR NE?

1070
00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:05,500
HOĆEŠ MASNU, PRLJAVU,
KURVO, DROLJA...

1071
00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:08,667
CHEESEBURGER OD WENDY'S
S MAYOM PO SVOM LICU.

1072
00:41:08,667 --> 00:41:10,167
I...

1073
00:41:10,167 --> 00:41:12,067
ISKRENO,
SAMO JEDNOM.

1074
00:41:12,067 --> 00:41:13,833
I ONDA KADA ZAVRŠITE,
ZGGČVAŠ TORBU,

1075
00:41:13,833 --> 00:41:16,167
I OSJEĆAŠ SE KRIVOM
I VOZITI KUĆI.

1076
00:41:16,167 --> 00:41:18,433
I OKO DVA PUTA GODIŠNJE,
HOĆEŠ HRENOVKU.

1077
00:41:18,433 --> 00:41:19,933
ALI NEMOJ NIKOM REĆI.

1078
00:41:19,933 --> 00:41:22,867
[stenje, smijeh]

1079
00:41:24,767 --> 00:41:27,933
NITKO NIJE REKAO DA ĆE OVO BITI
LAGANO VEČERAS VEČERAS, MOMCI...

1080
00:41:27,933 --> 00:41:31,767
NITKO.

1081
00:41:31,767 --> 00:41:32,933
IZLAZIM S OVIM DJEVOJKAMA,

1082
00:41:32,933 --> 00:41:34,667
A OVO JE
NAJVEĆA STVAR KOJU DOBIJEM.

1083
00:41:34,667 --> 00:41:36,100
"NIKAD NE IZLAZIM
STVARNO ZGODNI MOMCI.

1084
00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:37,433
UVIJEK SAM SAMO IZLAZIO VAN
S DEČKIMA KAO ŠTO SI TI."

1085
00:41:37,433 --> 00:41:39,600
Idem...

1086
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,433
I NE PRESTAJU.

1087
00:41:41,433 --> 00:41:43,367
"NE, NE,
MISLIM JE...

1088
00:41:43,367 --> 00:41:44,900
"SVI VOLE JOHNNY DEPP-a
I BRADA PITTA

1089
00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:46,233
"I TAKVI MOMCI.

1090
00:41:46,233 --> 00:41:47,600
UVIJEK SAM IZLAZIO VAN
S DEČKIMA KAO ŠTO SI TI."

1091
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:48,867
JA JA, "SHVATIO SAM.

1092
00:41:48,867 --> 00:41:50,267
„NE VIDIM
JEBENI KOMPLIMENT

1093
00:41:50,267 --> 00:41:53,100
BILO GDJE U BLIZINI."

1094
00:41:53,100 --> 00:41:55,067
“NE VOLIM DEČKE
SA STVARNO VELIKIM WIENERIMA.

1095
00:41:55,067 --> 00:41:57,267
"JA NE.
BOLI. BOLJNO JE.

1096
00:41:57,267 --> 00:41:59,433
“CIJELI TJEDAN RAZMIŠLJAM O TOME.
KAŽEM SVOJIM PRIJATELJIMA.

1097
00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:01,833
„NE MOGU SPATI.
UVIJEK MI JE NA MISLIMA.

1098
00:42:01,833 --> 00:42:03,600
„SVIĐA MI SE TVOJ.
MOGU SE OPUSTITI.

1099
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,067
"NE OSJEĆAM NIŠTA.

1100
00:42:05,067 --> 00:42:07,367
"MOGU ODGOVARATI
MOJ TJEDAN U MOJOJ GLAVI.

1101
00:42:07,367 --> 00:42:08,667
"MOGU LJUDIMA PALATI SMS-ove.

1102
00:42:08,667 --> 00:42:10,500
„NIKAD NE PRELAZI
OPET MOJ PAMET.

1103
00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:12,167
“NIKAD NIKOM NE GOVORIM
O TOME.

1104
00:42:12,167 --> 00:42:14,167
ZABORAVLJAM NA TO DO
KAD SLJEDEĆI PUT IMAMO SEKS."

1105
00:42:14,167 --> 00:42:17,067
KAŽEM: "PA TO JE COOL.
TO JE DOBRO.

1106
00:42:17,067 --> 00:42:19,867
TO JE DOBRA KVALITETA."

1107
00:42:19,867 --> 00:42:23,933
USPUT, KADA BUDEŠ DJEVOJČICA
A TI SE SEKSALA S MOMKOM,

1108
00:42:23,933 --> 00:42:27,200
NEMOJ NIKAD IDETI,
"NE ŽELIŠ VELIKI KURAC."

1109
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,267
IMAO SAM TO, NIČIM IZAZVAN.

1110
00:42:29,267 --> 00:42:32,067
HEJ, ČEKAJ DA TE PITAM,
GOSPODINE, U redu?

1111
00:42:32,067 --> 00:42:33,933
"NEMOJEŠ."

1112
00:42:33,933 --> 00:42:35,600
JEBI TO.

1113
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,267
"TVOJE JE DOBRO."

1114
00:42:37,267 --> 00:42:38,300
TO JE KAO, USPORENO.

1115
00:42:38,300 --> 00:42:41,100
[polako]
"DOBRO JE."

1116
00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:42,767
TKO ŽELI DOBRO, DEČKI?

1117
00:42:42,767 --> 00:42:46,100
„KAO, ZNAŠ ŠTO?
RADI POSAO.

1118
00:42:46,100 --> 00:42:48,600
„KAD SI PLIVAČ, TI
DODIRNITE ZID I VRATITE SE.

1119
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,633
„DOSTA JE.
TO JE SVE ŠTO VAM TREBA.

1120
00:42:51,633 --> 00:42:54,700
ZAŠTO VAM TREBA VIŠE?"
KREĆEM, "'JER JE SJAJNO."

1121
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,367
IŠAO SAM NA SKIJANJE.
HLADNO JE.

1122
00:42:59,367 --> 00:43:00,800
Usput, to je FR--

1123
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,867
OVO JE JEDNA NOĆ
VANI JE MRAZ.

1124
00:43:02,867 --> 00:43:05,667
IŠAO SAM NA SKIJANJE PROŠLE GODINE,
I VJEROJATNO ĆU IĆI OPET.

1125
00:43:05,667 --> 00:43:08,500
NIKADA NISAM DOBAR.
SKIJAM...

1126
00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:10,067
JA RALICU ZA SNIJEG.

1127
00:43:10,067 --> 00:43:12,833
SKIJAM KAO KONSTANTNO
TRAŽIM KONTAKTNE LEĆE.

1128
00:43:12,833 --> 00:43:15,333
ZNAŠ NA ŠTO MISLIM?
JA SAM OVAKVA.

1129
00:43:15,333 --> 00:43:17,333
SVI, PST!

1130
00:43:17,333 --> 00:43:19,067
UVIJEK ŽELIM IĆI
NIZ ZELENE STAZE,

1131
00:43:19,067 --> 00:43:20,500
ONE LAKŠE, ZNAŠ?

1132
00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:23,100
PA GOVORIM SVOJIM PRIJATELJIMA,
ALI SVI SU U GRUPI,

1133
00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:24,433
I ŽELE IĆI
DOLJE ZAJEDNO,

1134
00:43:24,433 --> 00:43:25,600
ALI POKUŠAVAM IH NAGOVARITI NA TO.

1135
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,600
JA IDEM,
"Momci, MISLIM DA SVI--

1136
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,767
„OSJEĆAM DA BI TREBALI POČETI
NA POP TARTU.

1137
00:43:29,767 --> 00:43:31,433
IDEMO DOLJE TO."

1138
00:43:31,433 --> 00:43:34,100
A ONI IDE: "NE, MI IDEMO
DOLJE VRAŽJA VREĆA ZA LOPTE."

1139
00:43:34,100 --> 00:43:37,100
GOVORIM: "NE, NE, NE, NE, NE.

1140
00:43:37,100 --> 00:43:38,600
„TAJ SE ČINI TEŠKIM.

1141
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,067
"BAŠ TAMO...

1142
00:43:40,067 --> 00:43:43,267
"AKO IDEMO NIZ MAJKA GUSKA,

1143
00:43:43,267 --> 00:43:45,933
"NEKAKO IDE
U PEEK-A-BOO

1144
00:43:45,933 --> 00:43:48,767
"A ONDA DOLJE U PILLOW TOWN,

1145
00:43:48,767 --> 00:43:51,267
"ŠTO SE ČINI TEŠKO
I IZAZOVNO

1146
00:43:51,267 --> 00:43:53,600
ALI NE PREUZETNO."

1147
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:55,100
I ONI ODU,
"NE, HITLEROV ABORTUS...

1148
00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:56,267
EVO NAS, DVA PO DVA."

1149
00:43:56,267 --> 00:43:58,267
KAŽEM, "NE, NE, NE,
NE, NE, NE, NE."

1150
00:43:58,267 --> 00:44:00,333
[smijeh i pljesak]

1151
00:44:00,333 --> 00:44:02,333
"MOMCI, ENO..."

1152
00:44:02,333 --> 00:44:04,067
I ONDA SAM SAM,
I STAVIO SAM SKIJE.

1153
00:44:04,067 --> 00:44:05,500
POKUŠAVAM PRIĆI, KAO,
BRDO OD JEDNOG INČA.

1154
00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:10,967
JA SAM KAO...

1155
00:44:10,967 --> 00:44:12,833
OVE MIŠIĆE NIKAD NE KORISTIM.

1156
00:44:12,833 --> 00:44:15,067
ONDA SE MALO ISKRIVIŠ.
[šištanje]

1157
00:44:15,067 --> 00:44:17,833
NE, JA ŽELIM IĆI TIM PUTEM.

1158
00:44:17,833 --> 00:44:20,100
POKUŠAJ OTIĆI U SNACK BAR,
MORAM IH SKINUTI.

1159
00:44:20,100 --> 00:44:21,600
JOŠ JE GORE.
IMAM ČIZME.

1160
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,433
KAŠ! KAŠ! KAŠ!
KAŠ! KAŠ! KAŠ!

1161
00:44:24,433 --> 00:44:26,600
KAŠ! KAŠ!
KAŠ! KAŠ!

1162
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,267
Mislim,
MOŽEMO LI NEŠTO UČINITI?

1163
00:44:28,267 --> 00:44:31,267
NISU SE PROMIJENILI
OVAJ DIZAJN ZA 50 GODINA.

1164
00:44:31,267 --> 00:44:33,600
DOSLOVNO - ČAK I NA MJESECU,
MALO IH ZAOKRUŽUJU.

1165
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:36,100
OVO SU DVA BLOKOVA ŠPELJAKE
SA MOG POTKROVLJA.

1166
00:44:36,100 --> 00:44:37,600
MOŽEMO LI SE UKLJUČITI NIKE?

1167
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:38,967
JA SAM, KAO,
POKUŠAVANJE PIĆA.

1168
00:44:38,967 --> 00:44:43,100
JA SAM KAO...
[imitira prskanje sodom]

1169
00:44:43,100 --> 00:44:45,600
AH! ACL PODERAN.
OH!

1170
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:46,933
JESI LI SKIJAO?

1171
00:44:46,933 --> 00:44:48,433
NE, DOBIVAO SAM
GOSPODIN PIBB.

1172
00:44:48,433 --> 00:44:50,533
OH, BILO JE LOŠE.

1173
00:44:50,533 --> 00:44:52,933
LAKO SE POVRIJEDIM.

1174
00:44:52,933 --> 00:44:54,367
JA SAM POTPUNA MACA.

1175
00:44:54,367 --> 00:44:55,800
IMALA SAM KILU.

1176
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,933
NEMOJTE LUZITI.
SVE JE U REDU, ALI, HM...

1177
00:44:58,933 --> 00:45:00,300
ZNAM. Sranje je.

1178
00:45:00,300 --> 00:45:01,967
STVARNO JE SUPER SEKSI
ZA RAZGOVARANJE.

1179
00:45:01,967 --> 00:45:05,167
DJEVOJKA KAO...

1180
00:45:05,167 --> 00:45:07,100
TI SI KAO...

1181
00:45:09,067 --> 00:45:10,333
NE, DOGODILO SE JE...
PRIJE SVEGA,

1182
00:45:10,333 --> 00:45:11,833
AKO IDETE LIJEČNIKU,
AKO SI MUŠKARAC

1183
00:45:11,833 --> 00:45:13,333
A VI MORATE RADITI SVE
KOD LIJEČNIKA,

1184
00:45:13,333 --> 00:45:14,833
UVIJEK SE ODJAVLJAJU
VAŠ WIENER.

1185
00:45:14,833 --> 00:45:17,067
I TEŠKO JE,
JER AKO SI TI FARKO,

1186
00:45:17,067 --> 00:45:19,100
TI TO NE ŽELIŠ
POGLEDANI

1187
00:45:19,100 --> 00:45:21,100
ZBOG TOGA
NIKAD ZAPRAVO NE POKAZUJE DOBRO.

1188
00:45:21,100 --> 00:45:23,533
ZNAŠ NA ŠTO MISLIM?
KAO OTVORENA KUĆA--

1189
00:45:23,533 --> 00:45:25,433
NIJE DOBRO, A POSEBNO
AKO LEŽEŠ,

1190
00:45:25,433 --> 00:45:27,267
NE ŽELIŠ
TAJ POGLED PTICE U GNIJEZDU.

1191
00:45:27,267 --> 00:45:28,767
TO JE NEPRIVLAČNO.

1192
00:45:28,767 --> 00:45:31,433
ZATO UVIJEK POKUŠAVAM IĆI--

1193
00:45:31,433 --> 00:45:33,767
LIKE, GET NEKI FLUFFAGE IDE.
ZNAŠ NA ŠTO MISLIM?

1194
00:45:33,767 --> 00:45:36,933
KAO, ŽELIM DA JE PALJUŠIMO,
LIKE, TRI STRANICE HUSTLERA.

1195
00:45:36,933 --> 00:45:38,267
NIŠTA PREVIŠE LUDO.

1196
00:45:38,267 --> 00:45:40,367
SAMO DOBITE PAR CC
PLAZME TAMO DOLJE.

1197
00:45:40,367 --> 00:45:42,433
NEĆU PUNI ŠTAP.
TO JE KRIVA PORUKA.

1198
00:45:42,433 --> 00:45:43,833
ALI ŽELIM DOBITI...

1199
00:45:43,833 --> 00:45:46,100
JER JEDNOSTAVNO NE ŽELIM
LIJEČNIK DA IDE,

1200
00:45:46,100 --> 00:45:48,067
"HEJ, SAVRŠENO ZDRAVLJE,
OSIM ONOG SITNOG KURCA.

1201
00:45:48,067 --> 00:45:52,200
U redu, daj mi to
NA INTERNET."

1202
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:53,433
PA NE ZNAM ŠTO DA RADIM,

1203
00:45:53,433 --> 00:45:54,767
JER ZNAM
AKO JE ISPIT OD DVA SATA,

1204
00:45:54,767 --> 00:45:56,267
KAO, IZLAZI
U NEKOM TRENUTKU,

1205
00:45:56,267 --> 00:45:57,767
A JA TO NE MOGU ZADRŽATI
ZA MALO.

1206
00:45:57,767 --> 00:46:00,500
NE - TAKO JE STRESNO.

1207
00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:02,833
PA NE ZNAM ŠTO DA RADIM.
JEDNOSTAVNO NEMA PLANA.

1208
00:46:02,833 --> 00:46:04,833
I ONDA ULAZIM TAMO,
A JA LJUDIM.

1209
00:46:04,833 --> 00:46:06,500
ODMAH IDE,
"U redu, SKINI HLAČE."

1210
00:46:06,500 --> 00:46:10,567
KREĆU, "HEJ! W-WAUA! Vau!
PRIČEKAJ SEKUNDU. RAZGOVARAJMO."

1211
00:46:10,567 --> 00:46:12,667
KAO, PRETVORIM SE U CIKKU.
ZNAŠ, JA MU DAJEM ONAJ.

1212
00:46:12,667 --> 00:46:15,433
KAŽEM: "HEJ, ŠTO JE?
LIKE, OPUSTI SE."

1213
00:46:15,433 --> 00:46:16,633
A ONDA SE VRTIM.

1214
00:46:16,633 --> 00:46:18,233
JA SAM KAO...
[teško dišući]

1215
00:46:18,233 --> 00:46:19,833
I ONDA REKEM: "O, MOJ BOŽE.
TKO JE OVAMO DOVEO PAPAGAGA?"

1216
00:46:19,833 --> 00:46:21,267
A ON SKRENU POGLED, A JA ODEM...

1217
00:46:21,267 --> 00:46:23,600
KRENI! IĆI! IĆI!
SADA! SADA! SADA!

1218
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:25,100
A ON JE KAO,
"O, TO NIJE LOŠE."

1219
00:46:25,100 --> 00:46:28,433
KAŽEM: "Oh, to je samo
CIJELI DAN, STARE...

1220
00:46:28,433 --> 00:46:31,933
24-7, ČOVJEK."

1221
00:46:31,933 --> 00:46:35,433
VIDE ME TAMO
LUPAJUĆI LADICOM.

1222
00:46:35,433 --> 00:46:37,433
[smijeh]
NEKI ŽIVOT.

1223
00:46:37,433 --> 00:46:41,233
JER SAM IŠAO KOD LIJEČNIKA
NAKON SAM SNIMIO FILM,

1224
00:46:41,233 --> 00:46:42,733
I BIO SAM, KAO--

1225
00:46:42,733 --> 00:46:45,100
ONOGA DANA KAD SAM DOŠAO KUĆI, JA IĆEM,
"OSJEĆAM SE TAKO ČUDNO I BOLNO."

1226
00:46:45,100 --> 00:46:47,267
I TAKO JA IDEM
U ORDINACIJU.

1227
00:46:47,267 --> 00:46:48,800
A TU IMA I MEDICINSKU SESTRA.

1228
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:51,267
OVO JE DRUGI TRIK, DEČKI.
NEMOJTE DOpustiti da se to dogodi.

1229
00:46:51,267 --> 00:46:53,433
PA ON IDE, "SKINI HLAČE."
KAŽEM, "HEJ, BIJEDI."

1230
00:46:53,433 --> 00:46:55,700
PRVO ŠTO UČINITE--
RECI JOJ DA BIJERI, ZNAŠ.

1231
00:46:55,700 --> 00:46:57,267
KAŽEM, "OVO NIJE
ČAROBNI MIKE SHOW.

1232
00:46:57,267 --> 00:46:58,600
„BJEŽI ODAVDE.

1233
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:01,067
NE TREBAJU MI DVA SVJEDOKA."

1234
00:47:01,067 --> 00:47:03,667
PA ONA ODE, A JA SAM KAO...

1235
00:47:03,667 --> 00:47:06,667
A TIP JE KAO,
"MM. OVDJE IMATE KILU.

1236
00:47:06,667 --> 00:47:09,167
MM, OVDJE KILA."

1237
00:47:09,167 --> 00:47:11,667
ONDA JE UZMAO MOJA JAJA I IDE,
"ŽELIŠ LI KASNIJE NA SUSHI?"

1238
00:47:11,667 --> 00:47:14,167
JA SAM KAO,
„NE, ZAPRAVO SAM VEĆ JELA.

1239
00:47:14,167 --> 00:47:15,367
TO JE ČUDNO."

1240
00:47:15,367 --> 00:47:18,667
I TAKO ON IDE,
"MORAŠ IĆI ODMAH

1241
00:47:18,667 --> 00:47:19,667
I OPERIRATI SE."

1242
00:47:19,667 --> 00:47:20,800
Idem...

1243
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:21,900
PA JA UĐEM I DOBIJEM
OPERACIJA.

1244
00:47:21,900 --> 00:47:23,267
ONDA TI DAJU
SVA OVA PRAVILA.

1245
00:47:23,267 --> 00:47:25,233
STVARI KOJE RADITE
U OPERACIJI, NE RADITE...

1246
00:47:25,233 --> 00:47:26,567
KAO, ONI NORMALNI,

1247
00:47:26,567 --> 00:47:28,400
KAO NE UZIMAJ ASPIRIN,
NE RADITE OVO.

1248
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:30,267
A ONDA SE KAŽE,
"NISU DOZVOLJENI KUĆNI LJUBIMCI U O.R."

1249
00:47:30,267 --> 00:47:31,767
OH, STVARNO?

1250
00:47:31,767 --> 00:47:34,267
OH, SIGURAN SAM DA NE MISLIŠ
MOJ RAKUN, RANDY.

1251
00:47:34,267 --> 00:47:38,100
AH, ON JE MALO ŽVAČAČ.
ON NEĆE NIKOM SMETATI.

1252
00:47:38,100 --> 00:47:40,067
TKO DOVODI KUĆNE LJUBIMCE?

1253
00:47:42,100 --> 00:47:44,933
ZNAŠ NEKE STARICE
IMA SVOGA PSA.

1254
00:47:44,933 --> 00:47:46,200
PA JA ULAZIM TAMO,

1255
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,267
I ANESTEZIOLOG
STAVLJA ME ISPOD.

1256
00:47:48,267 --> 00:47:49,933
I KAŽEM, "HEJ, AKO ŽIVIM,

1257
00:47:49,933 --> 00:47:52,767
DAT ĆU TI
DOBRA PREPORUKA NA YELP."

1258
00:47:52,767 --> 00:47:56,933
I ON IDE...

1259
00:47:56,933 --> 00:47:58,233
PA...

1260
00:47:58,233 --> 00:47:59,600
USPUT,
ISPOD SAM ČETIRI SATA.

1261
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:01,067
NE TRAJE TOLIKO DUGO.

1262
00:48:01,067 --> 00:48:03,067
I MORAJU TE OBRIJATI,
ŠTO JE TAKO STRAŠNO

1263
00:48:03,067 --> 00:48:05,333
JER STE IH DOBILI
RALPHS SVJETLA TU.

1264
00:48:05,333 --> 00:48:07,167
ZNAŠ, BAŠ JE TAKO SVIJETLO.

1265
00:48:07,167 --> 00:48:09,833
I ONDA, ZNAŠ, ONI SU,
KAO, PREMJEĆAM SVOJ WIENER

1266
00:48:09,833 --> 00:48:11,167
SA KLIJEŠCIMA ZA SALATU.

1267
00:48:11,167 --> 00:48:13,067
I TO JE BAŠ TAKO ODVRATNO.

1268
00:48:13,067 --> 00:48:14,667
IMA PAR DEČKI
IZ TMZ-a.

1269
00:48:14,667 --> 00:48:16,500
PROLAZIM ISPOD, KAO SAM,
"ČEKAJ. JE LI ONAJ TIP..." ZNAŠ.

1270
00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:18,833
VI DEČKI--
TKO SE NE SLIKA?

1271
00:48:18,833 --> 00:48:21,600
ZNAŠ, DOBILI SU, KAO,
JA I MOJ KURAC, LAJKAMO SELFI.

1272
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:25,433
POPUT, "O, TAJ ČOVJEK
IZ KURCA ODRASLIH."

1273
00:48:25,433 --> 00:48:27,433
JER NEMAŠ KONTROLU.
ČETIRI SATA--

1274
00:48:27,433 --> 00:48:29,133
OPERACIJA TRAJE POLA SATA,
I OSTALI

1275
00:48:29,133 --> 00:48:33,467
JE LI ONI, KAO, TULUMARI
OKO MOG WEINERA.

1276
00:48:33,467 --> 00:48:35,167
I PROBUDIM SE.

1277
00:48:35,167 --> 00:48:36,933
KAŽEM: "AH, NE MISLIM
TREBAO MI JE POTPUNI BRAZILAC, DEČKI,

1278
00:48:36,933 --> 00:48:40,933
ALI HVALA."

1279
00:48:40,933 --> 00:48:42,600
A JA USTAJEM,
I JAKO SAM VAN TOGA.

1280
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:44,067
Rekao sam, "Oh."

1281
00:48:44,067 --> 00:48:46,767
A SESTRA IDE: "IMAMO
DA VAM DAM KATETER."

1282
00:48:46,767 --> 00:48:48,433
NE ZNAM DA LI TI
ZNATI ŠTO JE KATETER.

1283
00:48:48,433 --> 00:48:50,767
AKO IMATE ŠANSU, ZGRABITE JE.

1284
00:48:50,767 --> 00:48:51,767
ZABAVNO JE.

1285
00:48:51,767 --> 00:48:53,067
ŠTO JE, JE...

1286
00:48:53,067 --> 00:48:55,600
ONI UZIMAJU--
ZNATE LI ŠTO JE SLIM JIM?

1287
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,600
STAVLJAJU GA U VAŠ WEINER,
IZ NEKOG RAZLOGA.

1288
00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:00,167
NE ZNAM ŠTO RADI,
ALI TEK POČINJU...

1289
00:49:00,167 --> 00:49:01,767
USPUT NE STOJI.
[smijeh]

1290
00:49:01,767 --> 00:49:04,500
TAKO GA NABIRAJU, I DOBIJAJU
DVA MOMKA IZ IGRE PRIJESTOLJA.

1291
00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:05,833
SVI SE RAZBIJAJU...

1292
00:49:05,833 --> 00:49:07,833
JER
TAKO JE STRAŠNO BOLNO.

1293
00:49:07,833 --> 00:49:09,300
A JA IDEM DO SESTRA,
"HEJ, KUČKO.

1294
00:49:09,300 --> 00:49:11,333
“SPAVAO SAM ČETIRI SATA.

1295
00:49:11,333 --> 00:49:13,833
ZAŠTO TO NISI UČINIO
PRIJE 30 SEKUNDI?"

1296
00:49:13,833 --> 00:49:16,067
PROBUDITI SE! PROBUDI SE
ZA NAJBOLNIJU STVAR

1297
00:49:16,067 --> 00:49:17,333
IKADA ĆEŠ OSJEĆATI
U TVOM ŽIVOTU.

1298
00:49:17,333 --> 00:49:20,600
Pitam se, "GDJE SI BILA?"

1299
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,433
JEBESNO ČITAŠ
US MAGAZIN

1300
00:49:23,433 --> 00:49:24,767
ZADNJI SAT SAM VAN.

1301
00:49:24,767 --> 00:49:26,267
ONDA IDEŠ,
"OH, USTAO JE. OK."

1302
00:49:26,267 --> 00:49:28,267
[viče]

1303
00:49:28,267 --> 00:49:29,767
ONDA ONA IDE,
"NE BRINI SE."

1304
00:49:29,767 --> 00:49:31,067
KAŽEM: "OVO JE TAKO ODNOSNO."

1305
00:49:31,067 --> 00:49:32,367
ONA KAŽE: "PRIJEPAT ĆU GA
NA VAŠU NOGU."

1306
00:49:32,367 --> 00:49:34,100
Idem kao,
"OH, KAO DA SAM U YOUNG GUNS?"

1307
00:49:34,100 --> 00:49:35,800
Kažem, "CHING, CHING."

1308
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:39,100
"JE LI TO PIŠKANJE NA NOGI?"
UH-HUH.

1309
00:49:39,100 --> 00:49:41,100
[oponaša špricanje, nadutost]

1310
00:49:41,100 --> 00:49:43,067
ŠPRIZANJE.

1311
00:49:46,367 --> 00:49:49,767
DJEVOJKE IDU, "IŠLA SAM U GINEKOLOGIJU.
TO JE JOŠ GORE."

1312
00:49:49,767 --> 00:49:52,433
KAO, TO JE GORE, ZNAŠ,
ZA NJIH.

1313
00:49:52,433 --> 00:49:55,433
ZA DJEVOJKU, TO JE ČUDNO.
VRLO JE INVAZIVAN.

1314
00:49:55,433 --> 00:49:57,267
I ONA KAŽE: "O, BILI SU
TRENIRANJE MOMKA PROŠLI TJEDAN.

1315
00:49:57,267 --> 00:49:58,767
TO JE TAKO STRAŠNO."

1316
00:49:58,767 --> 00:50:00,600
JA KRENU, "JESI LI SIGURAN
ONI SU TRENIRALI MOMKA?

1317
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:01,967
„SIGURAN SI DA NIJE

1318
00:50:01,967 --> 00:50:03,933
TOM JE DOŠAO PRIJATELJ S FAKTULA
ZA TJEDAN?"

1319
00:50:03,933 --> 00:50:05,267
HEJ, STEVE,
OBUĆITE LABORATORIJSKI KAPUT.

1320
00:50:05,267 --> 00:50:06,600
MORATE VIDJETI
ŠTO RADIM CIJELI DAN.

1321
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:07,767
DOĐI OVAMO.

1322
00:50:07,767 --> 00:50:09,433
POGLEDAJTE OVO.
OVO JE TAKO SMIJEŠNO.

1323
00:50:09,433 --> 00:50:10,767
POGLEDAJTE GA.

1324
00:50:10,767 --> 00:50:14,600
ČOVJEK, KAO, SA UPALJENIM SVJETLIMA,
SMIJEŠNO JE.

1325
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:15,600
NIJE LI TO SMIJEŠNO?

1326
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:17,100
[oponaša udarac,
zviždaljke]

1327
00:50:17,100 --> 00:50:19,100
NIJE LI TO SJAJNO?

1328
00:50:19,100 --> 00:50:21,433
UĐITE TAMO. NJU NIJE BRIGA.
NIJE VAM BRIGA, ZAR NE?

1329
00:50:21,433 --> 00:50:25,433
OVAJ JE LIJEČNIK
OD LIJEČNIKA MJESTA.

1330
00:50:25,433 --> 00:50:29,600
SJAJNO.

1331
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:34,933
VIDIO SAM MAMU PROŠLI TJEDAN
ZA PRAZNIKE.

1332
00:50:34,933 --> 00:50:36,433
NE ZNAM
KADA ĆE OVO EMITIRATI.

1333
00:50:36,433 --> 00:50:42,100
VIDJELA SAM SVOJU MAMU PRIJE TRI MJESECA
ZA PRAZNIKE.

1334
00:50:42,100 --> 00:50:44,100
ZATVORITI.

1335
00:50:44,100 --> 00:50:47,233
NE, SMJEŠNI DIO JE, KAO,

1336
00:50:47,233 --> 00:50:49,267
ONA ŽELI IĆI U COSTCO.

1337
00:50:49,267 --> 00:50:52,100
KAO, KAŽEM, "HEJ, MAMA.
ŠTO SE DOGAĐA?"

1338
00:50:52,100 --> 00:50:54,100
ONA IDE,
"ZNAŠ, SLJEDEĆI BOŽIĆ,

1339
00:50:54,100 --> 00:50:55,600
IDEMO U COSTCO."

1340
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:58,433
KRENEM, "UPISUJMO OLOVKOM.
NEMOJMO SE OBVEZIVATI."

1341
00:50:58,433 --> 00:51:01,667
JER ONA PLANIRA
DVIJE GODINE NAPRIJED.

1342
00:51:01,667 --> 00:51:03,667
ALI ONA TO VOLI. JA IDEM, "MAMA,
OVO NIJE KAO 7-ELEVEN.

1343
00:51:03,667 --> 00:51:05,167
„NE MORAŠ IĆI
SVAKI DAN.

1344
00:51:05,167 --> 00:51:06,667
"ZNAŠ,
TREBATE IĆI, LIKE,

1345
00:51:06,667 --> 00:51:08,333
AKO BUDE POTRES
ILI ARMAGEDON."

1346
00:51:08,333 --> 00:51:10,900
ALI ONA IDE SVAKI DAN,

1347
00:51:10,900 --> 00:51:13,933
I ONA GURA TA KOLICA,
KAO ONAJ U-HAUL STVAR.

1348
00:51:15,667 --> 00:51:17,333
I TAKO JE NEUGODNO,
JER SAM S NJOM,

1349
00:51:17,333 --> 00:51:19,500
A JA JE NIKAD NISAM VIDIO
OVAKO, A TAKO JE STRAŠNO.

1350
00:51:19,500 --> 00:51:21,067
ONA VIČE PREKO TRGOVINE.

1351
00:51:21,067 --> 00:51:23,733
"DAVEY, 1000 ŠKAMPA
ZA DOLAR!"

1352
00:51:23,733 --> 00:51:27,767
JA IDEM,
"1000 ŠKAMPA ZA DOLAR?"

1353
00:51:27,767 --> 00:51:30,600
ONA KAŽE: "ZNAM.
KAŽE 'NIJE IZ OCEANA'.

1354
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:32,933
NE ZNAM.
UBACI TO."

1355
00:51:32,933 --> 00:51:34,733
KAŽEM, "NIJE IZ OCEANA?"

1356
00:51:34,733 --> 00:51:36,267
"NE ZNAM.

1357
00:51:36,267 --> 00:51:40,600
DAVEY, POGLEDAJ OVAJ PULOVER.
NAPRAVLJEN JE OD PLASHMERE."

1358
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:42,267
JA IDEM, "PLASHM--
ŠTO JE TO?"

1359
00:51:42,267 --> 00:51:44,267
I ONA IDE,
"NE ZNAM. MEKANO JE.

1360
00:51:44,267 --> 00:51:46,600
TO JE V IZREZ.
LIJEPO JE."

1361
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:48,100
KAŽEM: "NE, ŠTO JE TO
NAPRAVLJENO OD?"

1362
00:51:48,100 --> 00:51:51,633
ONA IDE, "COSTCO MATERIJAL."

1363
00:51:51,633 --> 00:51:53,100
KAŽEM: "NE, MAMA.

1364
00:51:53,100 --> 00:51:54,633
"OVO JE KAO SOYLENT GREEN.

1365
00:51:54,633 --> 00:51:57,567
NITKO NE POSTAVLJA PITANJA.
NE SVIĐA MI SE OVO."

1366
00:51:57,567 --> 00:52:00,833
ONA KAŽE: "O, NE KAŽI SE
CIJELI HOLLYWOOD NA MENE."

1367
00:52:00,833 --> 00:52:03,167
TO JE NJEZINA OPEKOLINA
KADA SAM KURAC.

1368
00:52:03,167 --> 00:52:04,667
A JA ZAPRAVO NI NE ZNAM
ŠTO TO ZNAČI,

1369
00:52:04,667 --> 00:52:06,067
ALI ZNAM
TREBAO BI ŠUTITI.

1370
00:52:06,067 --> 00:52:09,333
TAKO JE DOBAR.
TO ME STVARNO ZAKLJUČUJE.

1371
00:52:09,333 --> 00:52:11,167
JER NA USKRS PROŠLE GODINE,

1372
00:52:11,167 --> 00:52:13,167
DOBILA JE SVA OVA VRAŽJA JAJA
ODATLE,

1373
00:52:13,167 --> 00:52:15,867
A ONDA SU
NA CRNE PLASTIČNE DIVOTE

1374
00:52:15,867 --> 00:52:17,500
S PLASTIKOM NA VRHU

1375
00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:20,167
I VELIKI, DEBELI,
ZNATE, PRIMANJE.

1376
00:52:20,167 --> 00:52:21,433
ONA GA SPUŠTA.

1377
00:52:21,433 --> 00:52:23,100
ONA IDE,
"OK, LJUDI PRILAZE."

1378
00:52:23,100 --> 00:52:26,933
A JA KAŽEM: "MAMA, JESI LI SAMO
HOĆEŠ LI TO TAKO OSTAVITI?"

1379
00:52:26,933 --> 00:52:28,267
KRENEM, "EVO ŠTO RADITE.

1380
00:52:28,267 --> 00:52:31,933
„MORAŠ IH UZETI
IZ DIVOTA

1381
00:52:31,933 --> 00:52:33,767
"I STAVI IH NA TANJIR,

1382
00:52:33,767 --> 00:52:36,100
„A ONDA MOŽDA NETKO
MISLIT ĆE DA SI IH TI NAPRAVIO

1383
00:52:36,100 --> 00:52:37,600
"I NISI IH DOBIO
U COSTCOU,

1384
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:41,367
I NEĆE BARFATI
JEBENA IM CRVA VAN."

1385
00:52:41,367 --> 00:52:43,433
A ONA KAŽE: "O, NE KAŽI
CIJELI HOLLYWOOD NA MENE."

1386
00:52:43,433 --> 00:52:46,267
Idem...

1387
00:52:46,267 --> 00:52:49,433
„OK, SAMO UZMI PLASTIKU
ONDA OD VRHA, U redu?

1388
00:52:49,433 --> 00:52:51,100
"SAMO CIJENA
I PLASTIKA

1389
00:52:51,100 --> 00:52:52,733
A OSTALO SAMO OSTAVI."

1390
00:52:52,733 --> 00:52:56,133
ONA KAŽE: "O, MOJ BOŽE, TO JE
TAKO SJAJNA IDEJA, SHOWBIZ."

1391
00:52:56,133 --> 00:52:58,967
PA SAM SADA U PSEĆOJ KUĆI.

1392
00:52:58,967 --> 00:53:02,067
PA SADA NE GOVORIM
JER ZNAM DA JE LJUTA NA MENE.

1393
00:53:02,067 --> 00:53:03,233
PA DOLAZI BOŽIĆ.

1394
00:53:03,233 --> 00:53:05,333
SADA ŽIVIMO
U SCOTTSDALEU, ARIZONA.

1395
00:53:05,333 --> 00:53:07,167
SADA, ČETIRI SATA GORE JE PRIKAZ NIZAK.

1396
00:53:07,167 --> 00:53:09,133
I TAMO GDJE IMA SNIJEGA
I SVE,

1397
00:53:09,133 --> 00:53:10,300
A TO NITKO NE ZNA.

1398
00:53:10,300 --> 00:53:11,833
ALI ONA TAMO ŽIVI
BEZ RAZLOGA,

1399
00:53:11,833 --> 00:53:15,067
JER JE TO KRISTALNI MET
GLAVNI GRAD ARIZONE.

1400
00:53:15,067 --> 00:53:16,933
SADA, NE MISLIM
ONA JE IZRAVNO UKLJUČENA.

1401
00:53:16,933 --> 00:53:18,333
MISLIM DA JE ONA KAO,
POSREDNIK,

1402
00:53:18,333 --> 00:53:19,500
ZNAŠ, KAO JEDAN OD OVIH.

1403
00:53:19,500 --> 00:53:21,067
KAO, "NE, SAMO DAJ
NJEMU.

1404
00:53:21,067 --> 00:53:22,600
SKINUT ĆU MALO OD VRHA,"
TI ZNAŠ.

1405
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,100
JER ONA NIJE DILER.
NEMA NAČINA.

1406
00:53:24,100 --> 00:53:25,333
ALI ZNAM DA JE UMEŠANA.

1407
00:53:25,333 --> 00:53:28,100
ZNAČI ONA JE TAMO GORE,
I ONA IDE,

1408
00:53:28,100 --> 00:53:30,433
"DAVEY, IMAĆEMO A
VELIKI BOŽIĆ U SHOW LOW.

1409
00:53:30,433 --> 00:53:31,767
NIJE LI TO SJAJNA VIJEST?"

1410
00:53:31,767 --> 00:53:33,433
A JA SAM KAO...

1411
00:53:33,433 --> 00:53:35,900
NIJE, ALI JA IDEM,
"O, DA, BIT ĆE SJAJNO."

1412
00:53:35,900 --> 00:53:37,933
PA SE VOZIM TAMO.

1413
00:53:37,933 --> 00:53:39,267
DVA SATA PUTUJEM.
ZOVEM JE.

1414
00:53:39,267 --> 00:53:40,767
KAŽEM: "HEJ, MAMA.
OK, OVO JE ČUDNO.

1415
00:53:40,767 --> 00:53:42,433
LIKE, "IMATE
DVOSOBAN STAN,

1416
00:53:42,433 --> 00:53:44,767
PA GDJE SU SVI ODJELI?"

1417
00:53:44,767 --> 00:53:47,433
ONA IDE: "ANDY I KATIE
UZMI VELIKU SOBU,

1418
00:53:47,433 --> 00:53:48,933
A BRIAN DOBIJA DRUGU SOBU."

1419
00:53:48,933 --> 00:53:52,767
KAŽEM: "ŠTO S DAVEYEM?"

1420
00:53:52,767 --> 00:53:54,933
ONA KAŽE: "O, MISLIM

1421
00:53:54,933 --> 00:53:57,600
JA ĆU DA OSTANES
KOD SUSJEDA."

1422
00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:58,600
ZAKUNITE SE BOGOM.

1423
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:00,500
KREĆU, "ČEKAJ.

1424
00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:03,500
"NE RAZUMIJEM.
OSTAJEM KOD SUSJEDA,

1425
00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:06,067
KAO, NETKO--
JA NI NE ZNAM TKO SU ONI?"

1426
00:54:06,067 --> 00:54:09,500
ONA KAŽE: "DAVEY, KADA SI
POSTATI OVAKAV?"

1427
00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:12,833
I JA IDEM,
"ŠTO? KAO ŠTO?

1428
00:54:12,833 --> 00:54:15,133
ja ne--
MISLIM DA JE TO ČUDNO."

1429
00:54:15,133 --> 00:54:16,533
KRENU, "NE MOGU REĆI.

1430
00:54:16,533 --> 00:54:18,667
„KAO, NIKAD NISAM BIO
U FILMU ILI TV EMISIJI.

1431
00:54:18,667 --> 00:54:20,067
“Mislim da je to ČUDNO.

1432
00:54:20,067 --> 00:54:22,267
„NE ZNAM, MAMA.
MISLIM DA JE ZAJEBAN.

1433
00:54:22,267 --> 00:54:23,667
NE ŽELIM TO UČINITI."

1434
00:54:23,667 --> 00:54:26,100
ONA IDE,
"O, TI SI NEMOGUĆ!"

1435
00:54:26,100 --> 00:54:29,267
PA SAM OSTAO NA
PROKLETA SUSJEDOVA KUĆA...

1436
00:54:29,267 --> 00:54:31,600
ZA STVARNO.

1437
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,933
BADNJAK SE BLIŽI,

1438
00:54:33,933 --> 00:54:36,267
PA ZOVEM I KAŽEM, "HEJ, MAMA.

1439
00:54:36,267 --> 00:54:38,600
„MOGU LI DOĆI
DO GLAVNE KUĆE

1440
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:39,933
ZA BADNJAČKU VEČERU?"

1441
00:54:39,933 --> 00:54:42,267
I ONA IDE,
– NE TAKVIM STAVOM.

1442
00:54:42,267 --> 00:54:45,100
A JA KAŽEM: "ŠTO SI
PRIČAMO O?"

1443
00:54:45,100 --> 00:54:47,767
PA PRELAZIM,
I MI IMAMO ŠIG OD JAJA,

1444
00:54:47,767 --> 00:54:49,400
I OTVORIM POKLON,
I SVI SE DRUŽIMO.

1445
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:50,733
ZABAVNO JE, ZABAVNO, ZABAVNO.

1446
00:54:50,733 --> 00:54:52,100
A ONDA ONA IDE,
„OH, IDEMO U KREVET.

1447
00:54:52,100 --> 00:54:53,200
VIDIMO SE SUTRA."

1448
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:54,967
UDARI, UDARI, UDARI--
SVAKA VRATA.

1449
00:54:54,967 --> 00:54:58,267
I SJEDIM TAMO I IDEM,
"7:15 JE."

1450
00:54:58,267 --> 00:54:59,767
JA IDEM,
„IDE LI LJUDI SADA U SPAVAT?

1451
00:54:59,767 --> 00:55:01,333
„KAKO, KAKO IDEŠ U KREVET
U 7:15?

1452
00:55:01,333 --> 00:55:02,500
JE LI TO UOPĆE MOGUĆE?"

1453
00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:04,067
I TAKO JA IDEM,
"MAMA, ŠTO DA RADIM?"

1454
00:55:04,067 --> 00:55:06,333
I ONA IDE...

1455
00:55:06,333 --> 00:55:08,500
A JA KAŽEM "SUSJEDOVA?"

1456
00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:09,833
[oponaša fijuk vjetra]

1457
00:55:09,833 --> 00:55:12,333
KRČI, KRČI, KRČI,
KRČI, KRČI, KRČI.

1458
00:55:12,333 --> 00:55:15,067
I SUSJED,
SUPER KOVANO, OVAKO ČEKA.

1459
00:55:15,067 --> 00:55:16,467
[stenje]

1460
00:55:16,467 --> 00:55:18,833
ON NASTAVLJA HRUSKATI
BUD LIGHT LIMENKE I IDE,

1461
00:55:18,833 --> 00:55:20,233
"DVIJE."

1462
00:55:20,233 --> 00:55:22,333
I ONI IDU, ZVEK, ZVEK, ZVEK
POKRAJ KANTE ZA SMEĆE.

1463
00:55:22,333 --> 00:55:23,767
A IMA IH OKO 50.

1464
00:55:23,767 --> 00:55:25,933
LIKE, ŽELIM REĆI,
"TO JE KAO KOŠARKA.

1465
00:55:25,933 --> 00:55:27,767
KAO, ULAZI,"
ALI NE SHVAĆA.

1466
00:55:27,767 --> 00:55:30,600
ON SAMO GOVORI, "DVA,"
I ONDA NE ULAZE.

1467
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:32,933
TO JE NAJMANJI PROBLEM
ODMAH, ZAR NE?

1468
00:55:32,933 --> 00:55:35,100
PA ON JE OVAKAV.

1469
00:55:35,100 --> 00:55:37,700
I ON IDE - JA SAMO STOJAM TU
U MRTVOJ TIŠINI.

1470
00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:41,767
A ON KAŽE: "ČUO SAM TE
D-IZLAZAO S MNOGO LIJEPIH DJEVOJKA."

1471
00:55:41,767 --> 00:55:44,933
KAŽEM: "ŠTO? NE, NE, ONI SAMO...
TAKO ONI KAŽU."

1472
00:55:44,933 --> 00:55:46,433
A ON KAŽE: "EH.

1473
00:55:46,433 --> 00:55:48,867
NIJE MI BRIGA PREVIŠE
U svakom slučaju za njih."

1474
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:53,600
ČUDAN.
KAŽEM: "O, COL, COL.

1475
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:56,800
"HEJ, O, MOJ BOŽE.
POZVAT ĆU ODUSTAJANJE.

1476
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,100
"O, Sranje.
JE LI VEĆ 7:40?

1477
00:55:59,100 --> 00:56:00,567
"MISLIM DA ĆU...
[zvižduci]

1478
00:56:00,567 --> 00:56:02,633
ZAMOTAJ I...
[škljocne jezikom] UDARI VRĆU."

1479
00:56:02,633 --> 00:56:04,833
A ON KAŽE: "HEJ!

1480
00:56:04,833 --> 00:56:06,833
"OSTAVI VRATA OTVORENA NA KRIK.
[njuši]

1481
00:56:06,833 --> 00:56:11,167
DOĆI ĆU DA TE PROVJERIM."

1482
00:56:11,167 --> 00:56:13,667
HOĆEŠ LI ME DOĆI PROVJERITI?

1483
00:56:13,667 --> 00:56:18,433
IMAM LI 4 1/2?

1484
00:56:18,433 --> 00:56:21,733
ISUS.

1485
00:56:21,733 --> 00:56:24,200
MOJA MAMA JE IMALA PSA
NAZVANA PRINCEZA

1486
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:25,567
KAD SAM BIO MALO DIJETE.

1487
00:56:25,567 --> 00:56:27,600
TO MI SE SVIDJELO,
JER MOJA MAMA SADA IMA DVA PSA,

1488
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:29,100
I DOBRO SU,
ALI KADA OSTARAŠ--

1489
00:56:29,100 --> 00:56:30,767
I MOJA MAMA,
ONA SAMO IMA OVA DVA PSA.

1490
00:56:30,767 --> 00:56:32,767
S NJOM PUTUJU SVUDA,
I SLATKO JE.

1491
00:56:32,767 --> 00:56:35,267
ALI TO JE NEKAKO, KAO,
SMJEŠNO NAKON NEKOG VREMENA.

1492
00:56:35,267 --> 00:56:36,767
KAO, SVUDA.

1493
00:56:36,767 --> 00:56:38,600
A ONDA sam čak i ja rekla: "MAMA,
ŽELIŠ LI IĆI U KINO?"

1494
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:41,800
ONA IDE: "O, NE MOGU OTIĆI
OVI PSI DVA SATA."

1495
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:42,800
KAŽEM: "To je smiješno.

1496
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:44,133
"ZNAŠ, KAD SAM BIO DIJETE,

1497
00:56:44,133 --> 00:56:45,433
„NEKAD SI ME OSTAVIO
PO OSAM SATI DNEVNO

1498
00:56:45,433 --> 00:56:46,800
"KAD SI IŠAO NA POSAO,

1499
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:48,933
„A ČINILO SE DA NITKO NIJE
PROBLEM S TIM.

1500
00:56:48,933 --> 00:56:51,267
JA SAM LJUDI."

1501
00:56:51,267 --> 00:56:53,933
IMALI SMO PSA, PRINCEZU,
TO JE BILO TAKO SLATKO--

1502
00:56:53,933 --> 00:56:55,267
OVAJ PREKRASNI PAS,

1503
00:56:55,267 --> 00:56:57,267
NJEMAČKI OVČAR,
BIJELI PASTIR,

1504
00:56:57,267 --> 00:56:58,767
ŠPRUCANJE PO DVORIŠTU.

1505
00:56:58,767 --> 00:57:01,333
PROBLEM JE,
Mislim, DA, SAMA JE.

1506
00:57:01,333 --> 00:57:03,067
ALI NE ZNAM KAKO TO RADI
U SVIJETU PSA,

1507
00:57:03,067 --> 00:57:05,500
JER TU JE OVAJ ŠTAKERSKI PAS
SUSJED PO IMENU SHECKY.

1508
00:57:05,500 --> 00:57:08,833
I SVE SU BILE SPALJENE KRPE,
NEKA VRSTA PSA MJEŠANCA,

1509
00:57:08,833 --> 00:57:11,967
NIJE PUNI NJEMAČKI OVČAR,
I, KAO, TRAGOVI OPEKOLINA.

1510
00:57:11,967 --> 00:57:13,500
BEZ OBJAŠNJENJA.

1511
00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:17,067
I STRUGALO BI
PREKO ZIDA OD ŠEST METARA,

1512
00:57:17,067 --> 00:57:18,500
IZNAD PIRAKANTA,

1513
00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:20,433
I SKOČI PREKO I POČNE LUPATI
Sranje od princeze

1514
00:57:20,433 --> 00:57:21,633
CIJELO VRIJEME.

1515
00:57:21,633 --> 00:57:23,767
HEJ, KAKO JE?
[pjevušenje]

1516
00:57:23,767 --> 00:57:24,967
HEJ, LIJEP DAN.

1517
00:57:24,967 --> 00:57:26,600
I, ZNAŠ,
PRINCEZA JE OVAKVA.

1518
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:28,167
[cvili] LIKE,
ONA NE ZNA ŠTO DA RADI.

1519
00:57:28,167 --> 00:57:30,100
ONA ME GLEDA KAO,
"MOŽE LI ME NETKO PREDSTAVITI?"

1520
00:57:30,100 --> 00:57:32,267
JER POSTOJI
NEMA PROCESA UDRUŽAVANJA.

1521
00:57:32,267 --> 00:57:34,100
NIJE SUPER ROMANTIČNO.
OBEĆAVAM TI.

1522
00:57:34,100 --> 00:57:35,867
I ONDA SJEDIM
PREMA STAKLU, KAO...

1523
00:57:35,867 --> 00:57:37,267
[stenje]

1524
00:57:37,267 --> 00:57:39,433
JER JE TAKAV
ČUDAN FENOMEN.

1525
00:57:39,433 --> 00:57:40,667
A ONDA SHECKY BJEŽI.

1526
00:57:40,667 --> 00:57:42,267
I ONDA, KAO,
ČETVRTI JULI JE,

1527
00:57:42,267 --> 00:57:44,767
I SVI SU TU
A PRINCEZA JE KAO...

1528
00:57:44,767 --> 00:57:47,600
I OVDJE STIŽE PROKLET
HORN DOG SHECKY PREKO ZIDA...

1529
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:49,067
[oponaša struganje]
NAD PIRACANTAMA.

1530
00:57:49,067 --> 00:57:51,267
PRASAK!
HEJ, SRETNA NOVA GODINA.

1531
00:57:51,267 --> 00:57:52,833
HEJ, ČETVRTI SRPI.
ŠTO SE DOGAĐA?

1532
00:57:52,833 --> 00:57:54,267
WHOU!
RAKETE ZA BOCE.

1533
00:57:54,267 --> 00:57:55,600
UČINIMO OVO.

1534
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:56,900
ŠAKA UDARA SVUDAKOLO.

1535
00:57:56,900 --> 00:57:58,367
[oponaša eksploziju vatrometa
i zviždanje]

1536
00:57:58,367 --> 00:58:00,333
DA. SALATA OD KUPUSA.
ZNAŠ--

1537
00:58:00,333 --> 00:58:04,067
A PRINCEZA KAŽE: "Hm, dečki,
ŽELI LI NETKO ZAUSTAVITI OVO?

1538
00:58:04,067 --> 00:58:06,333
“OVO ČAK NIJE SILOVANJE NA IZDANKU.
OVO JE SILOVANJE SILOVANJE.

1539
00:58:06,333 --> 00:58:07,800
„NE POZNAJEM OVOG PSA.

1540
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:09,633
"TO JE KAO
PRIJATELJ PRIJATELJA.

1541
00:58:09,633 --> 00:58:11,667
“NE ZNAM ŠTO SE DOGAĐA.
DOGAĐA SE SVAKI DAN.

1542
00:58:11,667 --> 00:58:13,167
NITKO TO NE PRIJAVLJUJE."

1543
00:58:13,167 --> 00:58:14,800
SHECKY JE KAO,

1544
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:16,667
"DA, NIJE LOŠ NAČIN TROŠENJA
ČETVRTI, HA? ŠTO JE?"

1545
00:58:16,667 --> 00:58:19,500
A ONDA JE PRINCEZA ZATRUDNELA,

1546
00:58:19,500 --> 00:58:22,533
A SHECKY NIJE DOŠAO
PREČESTO.

1547
00:58:22,533 --> 00:58:24,433
TIPIČNO.

1548
00:58:24,433 --> 00:58:27,533
IMALA JE, MM, 13 ŠTENACA.
[smijeh]

1549
00:58:27,533 --> 00:58:29,600
13 ŠTENACA...

1550
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:30,867
NI ZNAKA OD SHECKYJA.

1551
00:58:30,867 --> 00:58:33,100
I ONDA, KAO,
TRI MJESECA KASNIJE, ON JE UKASKAO.

1552
00:58:33,100 --> 00:58:34,433
A ON JE KAO,

1553
00:58:34,433 --> 00:58:37,433
"HEJ.
PRINCEZO, ZAR NE?"

1554
00:58:37,433 --> 00:58:39,267
ONA JE KAO,
"DA."

1555
00:58:39,267 --> 00:58:42,200
"GDJE SI BIO?
JEBAO SAM..."

1556
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:43,833
ONA KAO, "O,
UPRAVO SAM BIO U DVORIŠTU

1557
00:58:43,833 --> 00:58:46,433
DA NE SMIJEM OTIĆI
CIJELI MOJ ŽIVOT, SAMO OVDJE."

1558
00:58:46,433 --> 00:58:47,767
"OH, COOL, COOL.

1559
00:58:47,767 --> 00:58:49,100
MORAMO SE NAĆI.
UČINIMO NEŠTO."

1560
00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:50,767
ONA KAŽE: "U redu,
PA, JAVI MI."

1561
00:58:50,767 --> 00:58:53,600
JA SAM KAO...
[dahne] "KNEGINJA!"

1562
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:56,200
ONA SE, KAO, VRATILA U TO.

1563
00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:04,067
[smijeh]

1564
00:59:04,067 --> 00:59:05,167
TO JE TAKO GLUPO.

1565
00:59:05,167 --> 00:59:07,333
I IMA PUNO...

1566
00:59:07,333 --> 00:59:10,100
IŠLA SAM U STRIP KLUB...
SAMO ĆU TI OVO REĆI.

1567
00:59:10,100 --> 00:59:12,167
SAMO TI KAŽEM
O OVOM STRIP KLUBU

1568
00:59:12,167 --> 00:59:14,333
JER AKO O TOME GOVORIM
U MOME ČINU TO JE OTPIS.

1569
00:59:14,333 --> 00:59:15,967
IŠAO SAM NA OVO MJESTO...

1570
00:59:15,967 --> 00:59:19,267
SAMO ŽELIM DOBITI
MOJIH 90 TISUĆA NAZAD.

1571
00:59:19,267 --> 00:59:20,500
[klicanje i pljesak]

1572
00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:22,233
NE, IŠLA SAM U OVAJ STRIPTIZ KLUB.

1573
00:59:22,233 --> 00:59:25,600
ZVALO SE
GEPARDI ILI CHEETOS.

1574
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:27,767
NE, NE CHEETOS, CHEETAHS.

1575
00:59:27,767 --> 00:59:30,600
A JA NAPRAVIM KIŠU.

1576
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:32,667
ZNAŠ ME.
JA SAM KAO REPER.

1577
00:59:32,667 --> 00:59:36,100
BOLI ME JER.

1578
00:59:36,100 --> 00:59:40,267
PEW, PEW, PEW!
PEW, PEW, PEW!

1579
00:59:40,267 --> 00:59:42,433
OVI MOMCI, OVI REPERI--
ONI PRAVE KIŠU,

1580
00:59:42,433 --> 00:59:43,900
I ONI MISLE
TAKO SU COOL.

1581
00:59:43,900 --> 00:59:45,767
ONI SU, KAO, SAMCI.
ZNATE, DOBILI SU JEDNE.

1582
00:59:45,767 --> 00:59:47,933
DOBILI SU VELIKU TORBU
PUNI SVOJIH.

1583
00:59:47,933 --> 00:59:49,267
ŠTO JE TO, 180 dolara?

1584
00:59:49,267 --> 00:59:50,767
TO NIJE STRAŠNO,
TI ZNAŠ.

1585
00:59:50,767 --> 00:59:52,100
ALI ONI SU, KAO,
INSTAGRAMMING,

1586
00:59:52,100 --> 00:59:53,433
LIKE, "MM,
NA PUTU DO KLUBA."

1587
00:59:53,433 --> 00:59:54,600
TI ZNAŠ.

1588
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:56,500
PA SAM SHVATIO

1589
00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:57,933
POMALO JE NEUGODNO
ZA DJEVOJČICE

1590
00:59:57,933 --> 00:59:59,300
JER
MALO JE NEDOSTOJANSTVENO.

1591
00:59:59,300 --> 01:00:01,267
SADA, STRIPTIZEZI--
DOBIJAJU PUNO NOVCA.

1592
01:00:01,267 --> 01:00:03,433
PADA KIŠA, OČITO,
NA NJIMA.

1593
01:00:03,433 --> 01:00:04,867
ALI IMAJU...

1594
01:00:04,867 --> 01:00:06,267
ZNAŠ, MOŽEŠ SAMO DRŽATI
"X" IZNOS DOLARA

1595
01:00:06,267 --> 01:00:07,567
U TVOJOJ RUCI OVAKO.

1596
01:00:07,567 --> 01:00:09,200
ZNAŠ,
ONI UVIJEK KAO "GRR."

1597
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:11,433
A ONDA JE, KOLIKO, TOLIKO
U ONOM MALOME REMENU TAMO.

1598
01:00:11,433 --> 01:00:12,833
A OSTALI JE NA ZEMLJI.

1599
01:00:12,833 --> 01:00:14,433
PA NA KRAJU PJESME,
SVE JE SEKSI.

1600
01:00:14,433 --> 01:00:15,767
ONDA POSTAJE ČUDNO
KAD SU SE DOBILI SLAZITI

1601
01:00:15,767 --> 01:00:17,600
NA KOLJENIMA KAO...
[stenje]

1602
01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:20,433
STRUŽI, STRUGI, STRUGI.

1603
01:00:20,433 --> 01:00:23,433
MELISSA, DAJ MI SEKUNDU!

1604
01:00:23,433 --> 01:00:24,767
STRUGATI.

1605
01:00:24,767 --> 01:00:26,100
ONDA SU DOBILI RASPIŠTAČ PRAŠINE.

1606
01:00:26,100 --> 01:00:29,533
[oponaša zujanje DustBustera]

1607
01:00:29,533 --> 01:00:33,767
ČUDNO SE OSJEĆAM KAD IDEM
JER SU TAKO GOLI...

1608
01:00:33,767 --> 01:00:35,100
NISAM ZNAO ŠTO DA RADIM.

1609
01:00:35,100 --> 01:00:36,567
ZNAŠ, ODRASTEŠ,
IZLAZIŠ SA DJEVOJKAMA,

1610
01:00:36,567 --> 01:00:37,733
A TI KAŽEŠ: "AH..."

1611
01:00:37,733 --> 01:00:38,933
I TJEDNI PROLAZE,
ODJEĆA SE SKIDA.

1612
01:00:38,933 --> 01:00:41,267
OVO JE 15 SEKUNDI,
POTPUNO GO.

1613
01:00:41,267 --> 01:00:44,167
I TO VAS SAMO UZNEMIRI.

1614
01:00:44,167 --> 01:00:45,933
ILI SI JEDAN.

1615
01:00:45,933 --> 01:00:47,767
ILI SI NEZGODAN MOMAK,
KOJI SAM, GDJE IDEM...

1616
01:00:47,767 --> 01:00:48,933
[nespretno se nasmije]

1617
01:00:48,933 --> 01:00:51,867
ROĐENDANSKO ODIJELO.
[smijeh]

1618
01:00:51,867 --> 01:00:53,333
„TAKO TO ZOVU.
DA.

1619
01:00:53,333 --> 01:00:55,433
„NE, OVO SU MOJI PRIJATELJI.
NE, SAMO HLADIMO.

1620
01:00:55,433 --> 01:00:57,600
„SVE JE TO COOL.
U HOODU JE SVE DOBRO.

1621
01:00:57,600 --> 01:00:59,100
"DA, DA, DA.

1622
01:00:59,100 --> 01:01:01,500
„NE, SAMO SE ZABAVLJAMO.
BAH, BAH, BAH.

1623
01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:02,833
ODATLE DOLAZE BEBE."

1624
01:01:02,833 --> 01:01:05,833
ZNAŠ,
ONI TO NE SVIĐAJU.

1625
01:01:05,833 --> 01:01:07,500
ILI SI TIHI PSIHO.

1626
01:01:07,500 --> 01:01:10,733
MM-HMM.

1627
01:01:10,733 --> 01:01:14,133
[njuškanje]

1628
01:01:14,133 --> 01:01:17,833
MM-HMM.

1629
01:01:17,833 --> 01:01:19,833
LIJEPO.

1630
01:01:19,833 --> 01:01:23,267
OK, KORAK OD--

1631
01:01:23,267 --> 01:01:26,100
NE SVI MODELI
NI U STARIM STRIPTIZ KLUBOVIMA.

1632
01:01:26,100 --> 01:01:27,767
NE.

1633
01:01:27,767 --> 01:01:30,933
IMA NEKA GRUBA TRGOVINA
TRČANJE UOKLO.

1634
01:01:30,933 --> 01:01:32,933
OH, NEKO ISTROŠENO Sranje.

1635
01:01:32,933 --> 01:01:34,933
DA.

1636
01:01:34,933 --> 01:01:36,433
NE SVAČIJE
BILO SE SEBATI.

1637
01:01:36,433 --> 01:01:38,100
OSIM AKO NISI TI JEDAN
S KILOGRAMOM KOLE

1638
01:01:38,100 --> 01:01:39,933
I DADILJA,
TO SE NE DEŠAVA,

1639
01:01:39,933 --> 01:01:41,433
ISKRENO.

1640
01:01:41,433 --> 01:01:42,767
[smijeh]

1641
01:01:42,767 --> 01:01:45,600
OVA DJEVOJKA PRILAZI MI.
ONA IDE...

1642
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:46,833
"ŽELIŠ LI PLES?"

1643
01:01:46,833 --> 01:01:51,933
IDEM, "PLES ZA STOLOM?
ŠTO JE TO?"

1644
01:01:51,933 --> 01:01:54,633
JA SE PRAVIM GLUPA, ZNAŠ.
TAKO JE PAMETNO.

1645
01:01:54,633 --> 01:01:55,933
KAŽEM, "ŠTO JE TO?"

1646
01:01:55,933 --> 01:01:58,767
I ONA IDE,
„PA DJ PUSTI PJESMU.

1647
01:01:58,767 --> 01:02:00,167
"SKIDAM SVU ODJEĆU.

1648
01:02:00,167 --> 01:02:01,500
KRAJ PJESME,
DAJTE MI 20 ZUNARA."

1649
01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:02,667
Idem...
[duboko udahne]

1650
01:02:02,667 --> 01:02:04,467
"NE ZNAM."

1651
01:02:04,467 --> 01:02:07,500
"Mislim,
TO SE ČINI PUNO.

1652
01:02:07,500 --> 01:02:08,833
"SAMO...

1653
01:02:08,833 --> 01:02:13,300
"UPRAVO SADA
TAMO JE RECESIJA.

1654
01:02:13,300 --> 01:02:15,667
OK, UČINIT ĆU TO."

1655
01:02:15,667 --> 01:02:17,833
ONA TO NI NE GRIZE.
ONA KAO, "MM-HMM."

1656
01:02:17,833 --> 01:02:19,067
PA JA IDEM, "DESNO."

1657
01:02:19,067 --> 01:02:20,167
A ONA JE KAO...
[klikne jezikom]

1658
01:02:20,167 --> 01:02:22,167
A TIP JE KAO...

1659
01:02:22,167 --> 01:02:26,933
* OVA LJUBAV
UZIMA DANAK NA MENI *

1660
01:02:26,933 --> 01:02:29,100
* REKLI STE ZBOGOM

1661
01:02:29,100 --> 01:02:32,267
* PREVIŠE PUTA PRIJE

1662
01:02:32,267 --> 01:02:36,567
* AHA, LOMI SE
ISPRED MENE*

1663
01:02:36,567 --> 01:02:38,100
* NEMAM IZBORA

1664
01:02:38,100 --> 01:02:41,200
* I NE KAŽEM GOO-- *

1665
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:47,767
KAŽEM, "ŠTO SE DOGAĐA?"
I ONA IDE...

1666
01:02:47,767 --> 01:02:50,267
KAŽEM, "TO JE...
PJESMA JE DOŠLA UNPLUGGED.

1667
01:02:50,267 --> 01:02:52,100
NISU--"
ONA JE KAO...

1668
01:02:52,100 --> 01:02:54,767
KAŽEM: "NE, IMA
ELEKTRIČNA OLUJA,

1669
01:02:54,767 --> 01:02:56,600
"MOŽDA POTRES ILI--

1670
01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:58,933
"O, MOJ BOŽE.
JE LI VAS TAKO UHVATILI?

1671
01:02:58,933 --> 01:03:01,167
"ONI NE IGRAJU CIJELU--
O, MOJ BOŽE.

1672
01:03:01,167 --> 01:03:02,233
"O, TO JE DOBRO.

1673
01:03:02,233 --> 01:03:04,167
"OH, IMATE ME.
IMATE ME.

1674
01:03:04,167 --> 01:03:05,300
"SERONJ.

1675
01:03:05,300 --> 01:03:06,667
"USPIO SI TO.
IMAŠ DRUGOG TIPA.

1676
01:03:06,667 --> 01:03:09,067
"GLUPO. USPJELO JE.
HEJ, PREVARIO SI ME.

1677
01:03:09,067 --> 01:03:10,667
"DOBAR POSAO.
EVO VAŠIH 20.

1678
01:03:10,667 --> 01:03:13,833
DAJ PET
SVE TVOJE PRIJATELJICE Striptizete."

1679
01:03:13,833 --> 01:03:15,500
ONA IDE,
"ŽELIŠ LI JOŠ JEDAN PLES?"

1680
01:03:15,500 --> 01:03:18,433
Idem...
[podrugljivo se smije]

1681
01:03:18,433 --> 01:03:20,533
"OVA KUČKA ŽELI...

1682
01:03:20,533 --> 01:03:23,267
DA, UZET ĆU JOŠ JEDAN."

1683
01:03:23,267 --> 01:03:24,600
TAKO TUŽNO.

1684
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:26,433
JADNO.

1685
01:03:26,433 --> 01:03:29,433
[klikne jezikom,
pjevušiti AC/DC Back in Black]

1686
01:03:29,433 --> 01:03:37,367
*

1687
01:03:40,700 --> 01:03:42,267
"ŠTO, TO JE PJESMA?

1688
01:03:42,267 --> 01:03:46,100
„NISI NI DOBIO
NA JEBENE RIJEČI JOŠ.

1689
01:03:46,100 --> 01:03:49,600
PROKLEGA BOGA.
JOŠ JEDAN."

1690
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:51,100
EVO ZAŠTO SAM ŠVARC.

1691
01:03:51,100 --> 01:03:53,767
ZAPRAVO,
EVO JEDNOG TRIKA KOJI MOŽETE NAPRAVITI.

1692
01:03:53,767 --> 01:03:58,433
KADA SAM RADIO TOMMY BOY
U TORONTU, CHRIS BI--

1693
01:03:58,433 --> 01:04:00,333
IŠLI BIMO - OVO MOŽEŠ UČINITI
SVOJIM PRIJATELJIMA.

1694
01:04:00,333 --> 01:04:02,067
OTIŠAO BI U STRIPTIZ KLUB,

1695
01:04:02,067 --> 01:04:04,667
A ON BI ME NAJGRUBIJEG,
NAJPAKOVNIJI, NAJGRUJI SKIDIZER,

1696
01:04:04,667 --> 01:04:07,500
A ON BI MI KUPIO DESET PLESOVA ZA STOL
U REDU OD NJE.

1697
01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:09,500
I TO JE TAKO STRAŠNO JER
NE MOŽEŠ NIŠTA UČINITI.

1698
01:04:09,500 --> 01:04:11,500
MORATE GA IZJAŠATI.
PREVIŠE JE PODLO.

1699
01:04:11,500 --> 01:04:14,133
PA SAM ZAPELA S OVIM--
ISKAČE IZ LEĐA.

1700
01:04:14,133 --> 01:04:17,800
[kanadski naglasak]
"KAKO IDE?

1701
01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:20,067
"HEJ, PRIJATELJ TE JE KUPIO
DESET PLESOVA.

1702
01:04:20,067 --> 01:04:23,167
"TO JE STVARNO DOBAR MOMAK.
DA, REĆU VAM ŠTO.

1703
01:04:23,167 --> 01:04:25,600
„NE DAM
PREVIŠE PLESOVA NEMA VIŠE.

1704
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:29,133
"MALO SAM
PRISILNOG UMIROVLJENJA.

1705
01:04:29,133 --> 01:04:32,767
"OH, DOBIO SAM STRAŽNICU.
TO JE VEĆINOM ZBOG SNIJEGA.

1706
01:04:32,767 --> 01:04:34,333
"OOH, OSJETIĆU
OVAJ SUTRA.

1707
01:04:34,333 --> 01:04:35,633
„TREBAO SAM SE PROTEGNUTI.

1708
01:04:35,633 --> 01:04:38,600
„MORAM ZADRŽATI TAJ PREDNIZON
U MOME SUSTAVU.

1709
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:41,600
"O, DJEČAČE!
POVUĆI ĆU ČEKIĆ.

1710
01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:45,600
"HEJ, GLUMIT ĆEMO RIHANNU
I SVI POP HITOVI.

1711
01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:48,100
"IMAĆEMO
STVARNO LIJEPIH SAT 20,

1712
01:04:48,100 --> 01:04:51,100
"DA,
LJUBAZNOŠĆU VAŠEG PRIJATELJA.

1713
01:04:51,100 --> 01:04:52,767
„O, ZNAŠ OVOG.

1714
01:04:52,767 --> 01:04:54,933
„MALO SAM DOBIO GRIPU.
NE MOŽETE GA UHVATITI.

1715
01:04:54,933 --> 01:04:56,467
„PRVI JE DAN.

1716
01:04:56,467 --> 01:04:58,767
"HEJ, UČINIMO TO.

1717
01:04:58,767 --> 01:05:01,667
„ZAPASTI ĆU SE
U SHAG.

1718
01:05:01,667 --> 01:05:03,500
„ŽELIM SE UVJERITI
DOBIJAM SVOG DABRA

1719
01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:05,733
"TAMO GORE NA VAŠEM GRILU
STVARNO DOBRO.

1720
01:05:05,733 --> 01:05:08,500
MOJE DIJETE VOLI JOE DIRT."

1721
01:05:08,500 --> 01:05:09,833
"O, KOLIKO ON IMA GOD?"

1722
01:05:09,833 --> 01:05:11,467
"ON IMA 47."

1723
01:05:11,467 --> 01:05:13,900
"SVETO Sranje. TO JE VIŠE
NEGO ŠTO SAM MISLIO DA ĆEŠ REĆI."

1724
01:05:13,900 --> 01:05:16,167
HEJ, DEČKI,
HVALA ŠTO STE DOŠLI.

1725
01:05:16,167 --> 01:05:18,867
VIDIMO SE SLJEDEĆI PUT.

1726
01:05:18,867 --> 01:05:20,900
BOG-BOG.
HVALA.

1727
01:05:20,900 --> 01:05:23,833
[klicanje i pljesak]